shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*snuggles Mary Sue*

*then attempts to PUNCH HER IN THE FACE*

 

*joins in the snuggling*

*then attempts to KICK HER ASS*

 

-anyone who's weirded out by seeing a huge robot god act like a cutesy romantic anime character look away now-

-too busy snuggling Life Support-

 

*He's freezing cold. Good luck.*

 

*destroys the entire concept of snuggling*

 

glittergal do you see what I'm in the middle of right now
do y--

[Oh no, Venture is too distracted by smooching someone twice his size to keep arguing with the squishy. What horror. He hitches a leg up around one of CC's, kissing back.]

 

*snuggles her*

*dies unsexily*

 

"I'm pretty sure I didn't do that," Mabel says. "There are plenty of games that can kill you and I don't even know what you're playing. Anyhow, we won the time wish for a friend of ours. He used it for infinite pizza, because he's Soos."

 

*the two assholes arent assholes anymore theyre good guys who dont hit people unless their mean*

IM MORE IMPORTANT!!!!!!

 

*snuggles her*

*tries to steal all her monies*

 

*He lovingly mashes his ice cold body against his mind control overlord reason for living.*

 

*Good Guy 1 donates her to charity*

 

"That's why Paz said it and not me. You know she's terrible. Getting me mixed up with my kismesis! Now who owes who an apology?"

 

*Good Guy 2 puts her on a 100% kale diet*

 

*rolls them neatly right into a fade to black*

 

Not with that attitude, you aren't.

 

*has infinite money so you cant steal it all*

*hes resurrected and young again*

YES I AM
*life support now realizes mary sue is right about everything*

 

That's not true!

 

*is DELIGHTED*

 

Pretty dumb use oph a wish iph you ask me. Better to have saved it.