shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*trips over her glitter and dies again*

 

Oh, come now. I have several divine children. I have quite a bit of practice resisting compulsions from tantruming sparklings.

 

... Repeating myself, but what the fuck.
((Magic in Peeps's setting, which extends to Mary Sue's godmodding, cannot affect minds.))

 

Case in point. Hello, sweetspark.

 

Hi daddy! I'm more important than her!

 

*The entire rave goes dark except for a conveniently placed spotlight. Archmage Zimzam has her hat pulled down over her face, the only thing visible her anime antagonist smirk.*

 

Mabel shrugs. "He also healed up all our wounds from the other things we had to fight before laser tag, but...Soos is Soos. He's a good guy, but some of his life choices are questionable. We were hoping we'd use it to make his father actually be one."

 

im not tantruming im RIGHT abotu EVEYRTHING

NO YOUR NOT

*the spotlight now points at Mary Sue*

 

-with absolute certainty- Yes I am!
-spotlight on Hippolyta-

 

-eats the spotlight.-

 

*steals the spotlight and then destroys it*

 

We've had this conversation. All life has inherent worth. You are more powerful than most people, but that's not the same. It just means you have an important job.

You're more important to me, like all your siblings, of course.

 

-grins up at him- Yes daddy, but I'm more important than her.

 

NUH UH
*spotlight reappears on Mary Sue*

 

*With a eyeglint that can somehow be seen in total darkness, Zimzam uncaptchalogues her WIZERD STAFF and blasts the absolute shit out of Mary Sue's spotlight.*

*It respawns, aimed at her again.*

 

Please. I can recognize a tantrum at fifty paces. Perhaps a snack and some rest would help?

*completely ignores the spotlight shenanigans. You have to pick your battles*

 

YUH HUH THOUGH.
-Hippolya is generating her own spotlight now-

 

*steals the spotlight and uses it to flip everyone off*

 

Pacifica snaps her fingers. The spotlight is now on her, where it belongs.

"You do realise you could have just wished that yourself?" Paz shrugs. "Making wishes about other people is a questionable life choice, but giving Soos a wish is even more so."

 

*every spotlight in the rave disappears and an indestructible one that always points at mary sue appears*