shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-Beat-

 

-pounce away and hiss-

 

maybE. although that would make more sense if i knew what a succubus waS.

 

"Someone who sucks buses, of course," Vic says.

 

vwould you like to find out.

 

uH.

(Aricia looks at him for a minute.)

....nah, i'm gooD.

 

Im assuming a father is a lusus and deciding not to ask why youd even bother trying to get it to pay attention iph its negligent.

As iph Id be phrom phucking Bephorus! Phor one thing Ive got taste and phor another Im capable oph taking care oph myself, thanks.

Im leaning towards barista thing but consider this me absolving you oph any leanings towards ashen you might have.

 

And why should I care aboat your opinion, again?

 

Uh given that it phelt like one oph those leaphs was gonna be me, ssssort oph my business?

 

ashen is a terrible quadrant that has ruined many a deliciously bitter kismesissitude and should be done avway vwith.

 

Maybe if you stopped picking fights with barely not-wigglers as you put it maybe I wouldn't have to, hmm?

 

Or maybe you've just often went awfully close to killing your kismesises without knowing it.

 

Kiss-me-sises?

 

Here I am looking forward to your complaint about the death of my spark singer which is absolutely my fault.
[His voice sounds oddly flat]

 

vwho said i vwas pushed into that side of the club.

 

Well, then, why did you ruin those relationships, if you thought they were so deliciously bitter?

 

i didnt.

 

So, your kismesis was gonna kill you, then?

 

no.

 

... you met an ashen hussy?