shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

NO LIKE I THINK VENUS HAD TO BECOME THE AUSPISTICE FOR TWO PEOPLE WHO USED TO BE GREAT KISMESES AND THEN IT FUCKING UP AND IMPLODED MESSILY OR SOMETHING?
BECAUSE LIKE.... SOMETIMES YOU CAN THINK GETTING ASHEN ON TWO PEOPLE RUINS THEIR RELATIONSHIP, BUT YOU STILL DON'T WANNA PUT OUT FIRES FOREVER.

 

*Pointed ignoring.*

 

its called havwing a perfectly fine little pitch triad until SOME TROLLS decide that they cant stand each other anymore and try to drag you into it.

 

....so someone had a pitch triad and then tried to make you auspisticizE? or you were part of a pitch triad and then the other two decided they needed an auspistice and tried to make you be iT. it's gotta be one or the otheR. which one is iT.

 

OH MAN THAT LIKE
SUPER SUCKS! THAT'S SO SAD!

 

GOSH HOW BAD AT LIKE LISTENING ARE YOU EVEN?

 

look i'm just trying to make sure i've got the story straighT

 

THAT'S CUTE AND ALL BUT ALL I'M HEARING IS THAT YOU LIKE WANT TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUND.

 

(Aricia shrugs. If that is something that happens in the process of getting the facts, well....it's not like she really cares.)

(((there is a reason this girl does not have a moirail and I think the above sentence sums it up pretty well)))

 

I cant tell iph youre insulting me or them.

What the phucks a spark singer.

 

I think it's an affectionate term robots use for their partners. I'm not 100% sure 'cause I'm not a robot, but I'm pretty sure.

 

So his matesprit died and now no one else can? What the phuck?

 

Yeah. 'Cause Death was his matesprit.

 

This place makes so much less sense now than it ever did. Phucking wot.

 

That robot is a robot god. And Death was a robot god. But some other robot killed Death The Robot God and now robots can't die.

 

the fishface is righT

 

Don't blame me. I'm just passing the story through the grapevine.

 

Im having a phucking stroke. Thats the only logical explanation.

 

It's mythology, man. Real life mythology. And you know how myths are, right?