shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

It's just a dream, right? No permanent damage. Whatever tricks you've got up your sleeve, I'll come through fine in the end.

 

This is totally happenstance and definitely not my fault specifically.

[He thuds to the ground. Swooning Success.]

 

...you know, that's actually convincing! Give us a minute to transform?

 

[The pile of recon-black robots totally isn't giggling, or badly imitating a High Iaconian accent.] Of course not! It's the fault of all these dashing Seekers just sweeping me right off my pedes without my trusty sibling to keep me steady! The scoundrels!

 

-Lacuna tosses Stentato up dozens of feet into the air before transforming, tipping her front half up to lock into place with his back half.-

 

[Whiz looks and things fall into place visibly because he has never learned not to project his thoughts on his forehead]
Oh. Oh, darling are you okay?
[He gently begins rubbing soothing circles against thebase of Bolt's wing.]

[aaaaand he realizes a little late that there's someone else there. Oops.]
Er. Do I know you?

 

-Bolt relaxes visibly into him and the pettings- ...Yeah. I guess.

 

I'm part of Reffy's trine!!!!
The other one.
He has two and that's okay because you love him too.
Like me!!!!!

 

Thieves and pirates, the lot of 'em. You're a regular high society mech, being all vulnerable and innocent, getting ravished all over the place. And to think, you were to be married!

[He flails his claws in mock dismay. The horror.]

 

[Barrage kicks off and transforms, hovering next to the Devisen jet. Seeing twins actually slot together... sure is something. They're. Probably not as mindlessly destructive as a normal five- or six-part combiner, right?]

Got an endpoint in mind for this little stretch?

[Barrage isn't going to comment, but he sure is listening. Huh. That's. Something. Hideously untraditional, but Refractor's a bug anyway, of course he wants a swarm.]

 

Um, why don't we let Swifty design the start and end points? He's a racer.

-They fly around lazily, not letting themselves pick up speed until the race officially starts.-

 

[He lightly and affectionately nuzzles against Bolt's cheek, then does the same for Reffy.]
I've got you. We've got you. Always.

O...kay...
Uh. I'm Whiz! I'm an Officer of the Hedonian Law Enforcement For Mechanoid Cases!

 

Is alternate universe shenanigans.
[He bonks his battlemask against both Whiz' and Bolt's shoulders, then does the same with Swifty, unwilling to take off his mask infront of Barrage. Real Vosians may have small fangs and talons for cosmetic reasons, but not... not his kind of dagger maw.]

 

Is there such a thing as alternate universe non-shenanigans.

 

No.

 

There's also alternate universe tomfoolery.

 

and alternate universe hanky panky.

 

-Lacuna nudges at Stentato until he says what she wants to say, with a sigh.-

There's also alternate universe getting fucked by Primus! Uh. That was her not me.

 

I'd argue that hanky panky is a subdivision of tomfoolery instead of a separate category.

And that clearly falls under hanky panky, which has been covered.

 

It's under the same umbrella as shenanigans.