shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-laughs, toasts Moira, laughs more-

 

...i think there are some disturbing implications...from the fact that cronus is pretending to be someone who is equally disliked...going off of what equius said
...except six and a half years younger...

 

the fuck did i do.

 

I figured that was just his universal lack of taste involved.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

*He is now sitting down and looks rather uncomfortable. Thanks, half-Norm hell child.*

 

Norm ; )

Asgore's beard Norm I think it's happening again ; )

He's having a baby and the baby is partially you ; )

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

im sorry, what.

 

...not you...the guy in the cape...the cronus ampora pretending to be eridan

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

no, no, im gonna need you to go into detail on that. what do you mean, im 'having a baby'.

 

fucking hell, mpreg? when did i end up in lifeweb

 

vwowv. no. nope. dont talk. stop talking forevwer nowv.

 

wvho are you. get the fuck out. leavwe me alone.

 

hahaha, yeah, no. howv the fuck are you??

 

-tilts her head at @Slick, contemplates dumping grog on his head. How many times until it stops being funny?-

 

*Who the fuck. Who is this. Why are they threatening him. What has he done to deserve this. He's just a kid.*

 

I Was Here First You Dillweedled Walnut.
And I Wont Sully My Name By Letting You Say It, I Actually Kinda Like Having One I Can Use.

 

riiiight. anything else vworth vwasting my time vwith? othervwise fuck off and also stop talking forevwer. or at least dont talk to me, vweirdo stranger wvho thinks im a terrible person vwhen im probably the sanest cronus wvho evwer exsisted.

 

I Think You Misunderstand My Malice For Aimed Dislike Of Your Person, When In Actuality I Just Hate Everything And Everyone, But As You Just Fucking Went And Tried To Claim My Hatred Like A Putrid Narcissistic Hivering Hell Pond Claims Stingerbeasts That Come Too Close Im Going To Oblige You And Deal With All Of My Negative Emotions By Pretending You Caused Them And Retaliating Accordingly.
For Shame, Douchebag.

 

-dumps grog on his head with a flawless deadpan, just to see what he does-