shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

its not MY fault, i TOLD you to get off. multiple times.

your hair is shitty and doesnt work right with my favorite hair gel, anyways.

 

If I were only a blade I would not have had any choice, but it was my decision to lift my sword against my brother.

You are pretty. Are you pleased now?

*What is this person robot thing what.*

 

I guess you could be a little pretty, but I'm definitely the most handsome guy here.

I mean, look at my hair. Not one strand out of place! Ignore the freakshow pretending to be me.

See, you shouldn't have been using any kind of hairgel I never approved of. That's just common sense.

 

'Jetfuel' is an invective term indicating either disbelief of or lack of worth seen in the subject. In what way would honing your skills regain your honor, though, when it could be said that your skills (rather, how you used them) are the cause of your dishonor?

 

I am..... rapturous.

 

What the frag is hair. Sounds like a disease of some kind.

 

...now you're being the ableist one...

 

For someone who doesn't want pity, you're sure dripping with it. Haven't you heard that you've got to humble yourself~? You killed your brother because he wouldn't lead your horrible clan with you, and now you're both cut loose from it, aren't you?

 

how is it 'ableist' to say i got dropped on the head as a kid.

i was literally dropped on the head as a kid.

 

(youre pretty underwhelming in OTHER aspects too.)

 

What are you implying
[Otis blows a medium-sized crater next to Cronus]

 

[She tilts her head, eyes going bright green again. Philosophy, what philosophy, there's xenobiology to be done.] Do you have a form with hands, or...?

 

*Jumps.*

nothing, nothing. aint gonna say it in front of your adoring audience.

 

I should clarify that it is also to get food to myself and aid in me doing things that are more... Helpful to people shall I say.

You are strange.

I do not think that you can judge my path from just me speaking about it. That would be ignoring the things I have done in his honor.

These are hands *Sits up and makes a grasping motion with his front feet* Though most blades are fashioned to be used in specific 'holders' placed on the end of one's tail.

 

What honor? The dead don't have any.

 

That is certainly an opinion I disagree with. After all, there is honor in the memory of him and what he would have wished for me to do.

 

Not kill him is probably one.

 

I cannot undo that, can I?

 

You can't.

 

No, I'm Scope. Nice to meet you.

Are you saying this Mortilus cult I joined is for nothing?