shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

=(] orders are abso7ute.......im afraid
=(] i wou7dve s7aughtered my own 7usus if the grand highb7ood wi77ed it

 

no one evwer tells me IM pretty! get in line!!

 

You're beautiful and probably the love of my life. Okay, my turn now.

 

Sorry you've not reached the point I did, then!

 

You are closer to mortality than my brother and I are. Your duty is much more flexible.

[startled, somewhat offended noise.]

 

I mean, it's kind of sweet, right?

 

=[) AND THAT'S 6ECAUSE THE LINE IS COMPLETELY EMPTY
=[) WILL OUR NOT-SO-LOVELY 6ACHELORETTE EVER REALIZE THAT NO ONE LIKES HER 'CUZ SHE SMELLS LIKE HOOF6EASTMANURE?
=[) STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!

=(] he wi77 notice me some day
=(] and then he wi77 either 7ove me.......or hate me
=(] they to7d me that i was too young for the 7aughsassins.......but 7ook where i am now?
=(] no one can beat me on the trapeze.......so i cant be too young for him
=(] unti7 then.......i wi77 comp7ete any task that is asked of me
=(] and i wi77 do so enthusiastica77y.......even if its one of those tasks im not rea77y comfortable doing

 

I was under the impression that most of my brother's creations do not have great love for him and do not miss him.
Given what I have seen and heard from brother's worshippers I would rather not know in which way they are perverting his memory.

 

...mm. Good point. Want me to go deal with those someday, then? Knock some sense into them?

 

If you wish to do so I will not stop you, but did you not just mention your distaste for such arrangements?
[His voice is unusually gentle]

 

Ah! My apologies, I hadn't realized they had the grasping ability necessary for swordplay. Tailblades sound interesting, though! If I tried some external attachment it would likely get caught when I transform, but that is quiet the workaround! You have fine control over your tail, then? It is quite long...

That it is possible for me to abandon my post does not mean I wish to.

 

So this leaves me to conclude you derive enough amusement from your duty to engage in futile flailing no matter the inevitable destiny.

 

...How are you defining 'amusement'?

 

Indeed! I am very skilled with the blade, but I no longer use it. I am more into archery. That requires one's hands I fear, though I will freely admit that sometimes I just breathe lightning on my foes.

 

Anything that improves upon "my spark continues to spin" as a mood.

 

An innate weapon is still a weapon, after all.

Hm. Then yes, by your definition I suppose the role I must play brings me some amusement.

 

I am glad that you accept I am capable of being reasonable.

 

Well...

Yeah. I just understand why it's so upsetting.

 

Hey! Why don't we go do something amusing for both of us, instead!

 

I... don't think you would find watching the inside of a black hole particularly amusing.