shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

(sorry, bucko. maybe i shoulda.)

*Worst group leader 2k17.*

 

(you DEFINITELY shouldvwe because itch told me she killed you and cut your fingers off as proof and then she showved me real fingers.)

 

You actually told us not to tell your kid you were here. You deadbeat!

Duh.

 

(those are her fingers, kid. dontcha remember anything about her? and besides, she just does that to mess vwith you because she knowvs howv sensitivwe you are about that shit.)

 

hes not my kid, miss. i aint no deadbeat. i just needed some fresh fuckin air, but this kids alvways on my heels like a little puppy.

 

You know there's a day care right over there, right? Free!

 

vwell nowv, see, hes got a death grip on me. its too late. god damn.

 

(but she VWOULDNT havwe messed vwith me if you vwere THERE.)

*Rip Slick's titties. Scratch's claws are dug in deep.*

 

Ave's pretty good with kids, he might be able to befriend the little guy.

 

*Single tear.*

(clawvs, kiddo.)

not vwith this one. nope.

 

(ill let go if you promise not to leavwe evwer again.)

 

(yep. you betcha.)

*Yikes!*

 

*He slides off agonizingly slowly, barely letting up his grip.*

 

*He wants to cry. Why is this child so difficult.*

 

so is that ridiculously codependent moirails or vwhat, vwhat evwen is all that.

 

i dont knowv you? wvho are you. wvho is this person.

 

mr vwhats-it-to-ya.

 

another one of your weird doubles. triples. is there a word for - never mind.

 

[Upside down floating disapproval at wrong pronouns: GO!]
MHHHHHHH =I

 

[Blinkblinkblink at the floating sibling.] ...Is that a new power, or are you just floating by power of salt and steam?

Also, Champion, for the future-- Averagius does not use 'he'.