shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

yeah doomed timelines really fuckin suck
and here i vwvwas thinkin kan vwvwas too spineless to evwvwen be vwvwillin to get into a fight

 

*Are you an IDIOT?
*Zombies have SOULS, just like any NORMAL monster.

 

... damn, the Underground is weird. Ghosts are alive and zombies have SOULs and everything is peaceful.

 

I think I might be dead but it's a little hard to tell.

 

What a wonderful night to be dead~! Almost makes me want to ask who didn't make the cut either~!

 

What The Fucking Fuck

 

Ay, a little pupa~. You look alive~!
And I just love your hair~! How many scissors did you break on it~?

 

I Dont Bother With Scissors I Singe The Bothersome Bits Off. Scissors Are For Stabbing Not For Cutting.

 

Ahahahahaha~! I like your attitude~! What are scissors but two knives screwed together~?
So many stupid beasts and trolls underestimating the good old scissors~!
Say, have you spilled your first blood yet~?

 

Counter Question Is It Spilling Blood If Its More Of An Explosion And Most Of The Body Kind Of Burns?
... I Mean Either Way The Answer Is "Fucking Hell I Stopped Counting After I Turned Four" But You Know.

 

Good one~! And yes, of course it does, or else I wouldn't be able to count all the dullards I froze, and that would just be a travesty~. You gotta stay sharp, you know~? Ain't no good knife if it isn't tempered~.

 

So Can You Communicate In Anything Other Than Oblique Blade Puns Or Are You Just Edgy Like That?

 

(Aurora breaks out in laughter)
Careful so you don't cut yourself~

 

Unbefuckinglievable.

 

(Aurora continues laughing)
You ran right into that one~

 

[Chroma blinks, deadpan]
I Didnt Run. Running In The Hive Is Bad Manners.

 

And you are Miss Manners, hm~?

 

Well You Sure Arent And One Of Us Needs To Pick Up The Slack.

 

"...that's my girl."

 

Please do forgive that my manners are a bit rusty~