shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What is your species by the way?? I'll give you all the time you need if you'll answer my questions!

But you don't look like they do! Why is that?? Are you the mature form and they are juveniles? Have you been mutated? Is it shapeshifting???

 

Oh my god it's you again.

 

Hello! Have we met??? I feel like I'd remember!

 

-He holds up one of Quintus' notebooks-

 

Oh, that's mine! I wondered where those went! Did I leave Tallevas somewhere? I must have left Tallevas somewhere...

 

means dont interspecies casual fuck in public.

 

You gave it to me! Not Tallevas. You can't give people to people.

 

-gigglesnort- Yesno, no, yes. -she smirks at him- We can shapeshift some, but also I made a body and they haven´t yet. Some won´t ever. Who are you anyway?

 

Oh! Was that was what was going to happen?? Interesting! Your species- what is that, by the way?- has a public copulation taboo but the other's does not, perhaps-

The notebook? -all six of Quintus' eyes focus in on Stentato for a moment- Oh! You were the tiny ones that found me on Obrizon!

Fascinating. Having bipedal bodies is a choice for your species? Is it a necessary choice or merely an evolutionarily superior one??? My name is Quintus Prime!

 

are you evwen capable of shutting up.

 

Yes. How've you been?

 

By 'shutting up' you mean ceasing to speak? Oh yes! I much prefer chattering away to myself, though! Much friendlier!

 

It´s complicated! See some of us will just go on being little mis like that -gestures to the smols who are playing chase- all their lives, but some of us get curious about things and then we eventually wanna do stuff that takes having a bigger body, which thumbs. There´s no real reason to be bipedal, is just the first mi who got a body mi-d a human so -shrugs- I´m the Archmitect! I built the fortress! -points out mi fortress-

 

everything is so exciting

Ah! So you modelled this form off another species? Humans?? What was it about that particular species that drew you??? And how did you plan your fortress????

 

You must have been bored, being cooped up for 8 million years.

 

if by friendlier you mean annoying as hell, then yes. it is.

 

Oh i wasn't bored I always had plenty to invent and people were always showing me things! -he... pauses, and a slight frown creases his top two sets of eyes- But being able to explore on my own is so much better!

I'm glad you find it friendly too! You should tell me all about your species! -chinhands with his smallest pair of arms-

 

...can you show me how to read your notebooks?

 

They're quite easy you know! I just wrote them in shorthand!

 

It's not a shorthand I know! We're willing to take the time to figure it out, of course, but there's some parts I can't... copy down to share...?