shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-Quintus picks up the notebook without really paying attention to whether or not Stentato is still holding onto it- Oh? Whereabouts?

 

-Stentato is absolutely hoisted up, and scrambles to get on Quintus' hand instead, turning the pages to an elaborate engineering diagram.-

Here's one!

 

Oh that one! What was that one... that one was a prototype for a mechanism to alter CNA in protoforms!

 

Mi, the first mi had a human body to use. I just went with a gem body which is humanoid, cause they have thumbs. Mi fortress was made of these cubes you big robots keep leaving, is for keeping away the people who wanna eat mis.

 

A gem body? Is this another species?? Ah, energon cubes! Very clever! Do you have blueprints???

 

Oh.

...why would you want to do that?

-Stentato jots down some notes in his OWN notebook.-

 

(STOP 8EING SO DELICIOUS LOOKING AND ILL STOP VWANTING TO EAT YOU!!)

 

To help them if they are growing deformed or with fatal flaws, of course!

 

Oh!

Okay, what about this one?

-He flips to another diagram that seems to hover off the page in three dimensions.-

 

That one is SO easy to read! It's just my subspace cupboard!

 

Yes. Mis adapt to the places we go mi, so there´s some gem mis now. -there are indeed gem mis, with tiny crysobalites and obsidians buries in their fluff- I´m a snowflake obsidian. I saw some like you too wait. -catches a mechmi and holds it out-
Mi, do! But is secret!

 

Mi!

 

I mean, um, I'll remind you that I'm only 241 years old.

 

-all six of his eyes literally sparkle, and he clasps four of his hands, reaching out with the other two- tiny mechanoid mis how adorable oh my atta

...Really? What in the pits is it like being that young???

 

You tell me, old man!

-He crosses his arms and pouts.-

 

I'm afraid I can't, I can't remember being that young! Do illuminate me! -he says this without a trace of sarcasm-

 

Well, everyone treats you like you're dumb because you haven't lived for a million years.

 

-sniffs at him- Mi? Pirr? -pounces on him and investigates-

 

-absolutely sincerely- That must be incredibly frustrating! Tell me more!

 

-giggles-