shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

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-laughing her painfully petite ass off at the exchange-

I'll tell you. For 23 beers. And a bottle of gin.

 

this isnt earth money.

 

Sure does look like earth numbers though. Or do the five-eyed wonders Xafi'Lef likes to stick his hilariously tiny spike into use that kinda five now too?

 

-wanders in, yawning-
Vot der dumboozle is hyu lot shoutink about?

 

-that's it, the giggles are upon her and they will not be quelled-

 

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they do. this is a twenty. tell me.

 

The genie gave a human a questionable drink that may or may not have disagreed with... him? And those who've figured out its effects-- or think they have-- request payment for sharing their findings. [Silverburst shrugs.]

 

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-whispers about the Norm-baby-mpreg thing, containing her snickers until she's done-

 

I don't see a 20 on that bill

 

this is how 20s look where im from.

 

W H A T_K I N D_O F_B O T T L E C A P ? :0

 

Oh fer fucks sake. Diz iz why hyu drink hyu tea, demmit. Und don´t drink schtoff from pipple vot hyu ken´t trust to pick splinters out hyu arse.
-looks at Cronus-
Zo hyu vantz hy do sumtink about hyu leetle problem?

 

[Scanner blinks at him]
So do you honestly need me to spell the solution to this stupidity out or do you wanna keep this up for another hour or so, because my man, I have time out the aft, and I'm not easy to bore.

 

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the food poisoning? yes. very much so.

 

...Sveethot, dot´s not chust a bad dinner. Hyu got hyuself knocked op.

 

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uh, what. no, i didnt?

 

-she's now laughing so hard she has to lean against @Scanner. She's also summoned the 23 beers and bottle of gin she demanded earlier-

 

-sideeyes- @The Spirit-Touched Unless hyu vos havink fon with me?

Anyvey, here, diz schtoff will chust mek hyu feel better. -hands him something that smells and tastes strongly of ginger-

 

Nope. Ask the genie. -snerk-

 

...i didn't know mpreg was real...modern technology really is amazing