shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

...Is Quintus going to try to rescue them?

 

Nice costume, you just come from ComicCon or something?

 

[Mala actually manages to go perfectly still for once.] What? [The word sounds remarkably like a quack.]

 

Sometimes one of my associates enjoys watching science videos and she tends to force me to join her.

It's nice to see a BlackWatch fan trying to cosplay a possible child of mine and Sombra's.

 

Laying down a challenge like that! -Quintus' optics are glinting-

 

Wh-- no. Oooooh no, I am not being your next project! [Many wingflare, much intimidate. Shhhh no confusion now only posturing]

 

I'm an engineer! Nice to meet you. Er. Have we met before?

 

WOW.
=_=

That's an awful lot of bullshit to be slinging when you're running around in a cheap knockoff of a Dedsec mask, shit for brains.

 

Too late, sibling, you gave me a challenge! -all of Quintus' associated froofy bits are shivering with glee-

 

No. I'm Reaper. Where I go, death follows.

'Dedsec'? Never heard of them, I know they're not part of Talon or BlackWatch so you must be a bunch of ametures. Sombra has never mentioned a 'Dedsec', so clearly you're not important or dangerous.

 

Is that a metaphorical thing, like my sister, oor.

 

Talon?? BlackWatch??
=_=

What kinda wannabe edgy tryhards are you guys? You're clearly aping our style and now you wanna pretend like you aren't? Fuck off!
>_<

 

Like what? I just kill people because they deserve it.

What style? What do you do, do you set off firecrackers under cars and claim to have firebombed them?

 

That's kinda dumb. Infusion?

 

It's complicated. No thank you. You are one of those not-omnics, right?

 

Yup. Stuff gets complicated a lot. I'm not going to judge much.

 

[The obvious solution is to pounce on Quintus, all pointy bits out, and chew on the nearest tendril.]

 

9_9
[He points at Reaper and then very pointedly extends his middle fingers.]

I bet you've never even killed someone. I bet you've never even hacked anyone, you script kiddy fuck!

 

-Quintus squeaks shrilly and claws at the bit of Mala chewing on him, other tendrils wrapping around other bits of his sibling and yanking-

 

*nods*

I have killed many people, but no I don't hack. That's --