shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

MOSTLY... mostly becAUSE it means I don't starve. SO, FUN.

FUCK? Frag. FRAG.

I'm not weird you're FRAGGING-- Fucking. HAHA.

 

-squints at- No wonder your spark looks so unhealthy.

 

-mildly guilty twitch-

 

*Very gentle donk.*

You are the bane of my slagging existence.

 

-Narrowed optics-
Nephew. Care to explain?

 

I'm!!! Sure it is!! Sir!!! [Achievement get: unintentional manipulation of ravemagic! Whisper is slowly shrinking, his text gone pale and wispy.]

 

[He is a very tiny man surrounded by a lot of very large robots. LIVING THE DREAM.]
*_*

 

Well first off it was an accident...

 

Rude.

BUT. Mister CUTIE FAAAACE

....
D:

Small.

 

It takes unhealthy sparks a lot longer to recover inside me before they're resparked, it's in your own interest to keep it healthy!

 

-someone looks familiar-

Exactly what they sound like. Can no longer subsist on regular fuel.

Do you... Want some quiet time?
-if yes he will create a privacy curtain-

 

No butts. Only afts, here.

*Donk. Donk.*

Also you're not allowed to menace the shrinking jet. You disaster. You absolute darling.

 

Yes! I am! I am small, that is a thing I am! Sir!! Is that-- is that okay, sir?

 

Hi Caer!
-pause, peer; something is up-

 

tHAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Not my fault I WAS MADE THIS WAY, duh.

I'm NOT menacing.

Yeah? NOT MY JOB to teLL you what to DO.

cute though

 

-He is speechless. And horrified. He had no idea. He has been so irresponsible.-

Yes. And potentially my creations.

 

Well you could try and find a better source of fuel.

 

Technically mine, I think? Sort of?

 

MISTER CUTIE FACE gets me better energon. YOU'RE WEIRD. Weird. Weird. Weird? Not a real word anymore. There.

 

Hello, sweetspark. I don't think I've met you in the timeline proper yet.

Everyone else is creating surprise life, I suppose it's about time that two divine beings get the surprise.