shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You can't have it. It's dangerous.

 

[He picks her up and pulls her away from Quintus.]
Liege. Stop.

 

-She flails, still sparking.-

He lied!!

 

What, have mortals somehow lost the ability to feel Primal auras? Most people wouldn't be stupid enough to lay hands on our personal belongings, let alone assume they were included in research materials!

 

Unlikely. My Nephew is... distractable. Not always all there. He likely did not mean to hurt you.
[He attempts to make soothing noises, which sounds about as ridiculous as you are imagining right now]

 

...he's not even apologizing.

-She gloms onto Unicron sadly.-

 

-skitters away from hooves- Just saying hello
-sits and watches the mayhem.- Hey, you lot considered explaining an´ making a deal? Just ´cause t´was given away by accident don´t negate the broken promise here.

 

And he said anything in his workshop! Stentato said, 'even these personal notebooks?' and he was like, 'sure, go ahead, that one's porn!' I said, 'even this picture frame?' and he said, 'Well I said anything! Bye!'

 

i forgot the emberstone was there i forgot

 

You should have checked! I can't even use it, I'd have given it back, but you just took it and ignored me!

 

-He gently pats her back-
I know. He has likely gotten distracted again.

Would you please apologize to Liege Lacuna, Nephew.
[It does not sound like a request. More like an order.]

 

he got a point ya know, ye should at least giveer somethin´else.

 

Ah, yes, making a deal for something we already have. Clearly the best idea. The thief is still alive, that's deal enough given some of the failsafes Solus put in her creations.

[Even not in dragon mode, Onyx is fully capable of growling, though it's unclear whether she's more focused on Lacuna or Quintus at this point.]

 

Just cause it was given ta her by mistake doesn´t make her a thief! She should at least get something else!

 

-Quintus looks up properly and his optics fade back to normal brightness. He's still cradling the Emberstone as though it's a baby, though, with all six of his arms-
The Emberstone is mine! If I'd remembered it was there I would have taken it! Do you want another shiny rock? I have plenty! -he pulls one one of his subspace and tosses it at her-

...is the shiny rock enough?

-flinches away from Onyx, hiding his face in the Emberstone-

 

Niece. Quiet down.
[His voice is a little more loud than usual.]

 

-She sparks even more furiously, too angry to make words happen.-

 

Is the rock good enough? Would you like another one?
[He has no idea how to deal with feelings, please someone help the unmaker]

 

I want an apology and to not have rocks thrown at me and to not be called a thief. If I hadn't taken the Emberstone it'd still be forgotten! I saved it! Maybe it didn't kill me because it was glad to get some fucking attention for once!!!

 

-amused catte snort- She got a point ya lot.