shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Quintus is exceptionally scattered. Which no doubt is partially my fault.
[A bitter laugh]
@Quintus Prime Apologize properly.

 

She's got whatever else she took from his space, as well as the new gift!

Keep a better optic on that this time!

No!

Or maybe it hasn't killed you yet because it's meant to create life and mechanoid physiology doesn't easily support cancers!

 

You're not a thief. I forgot. But it is mine. It's mine. I have lots else you can have. Everything still in my workshop, like I said.

-flinches- Sorry?

 

yes onyx sorry onyx

 

...don't forget it this time.

 

yes lacuna sorry lacuna

 

Primus's shiny aft, can't we all get together anymore without someone blowing up? Someone fetch Atima's newest reincarnation, he can't make things any worse.

 

Fine. I forgive you.

 

Hmpf!

-amused snort- Depends, who´s that?

 

[He growls at her, a deep rumble that would have swept lesser mechs off their feet]

[He gives a vague snort but if Lacuna accepts this it's good enough.]

 

Thank you for noticing I polished it this morning!

 

-trips and hisses at him-

 

[... he rolls his optics.]

[A small glance down then he disregards the hiss.]

 

Don't look at me like that or I'll let slip it was you who polished it this morning. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

 

Ya could be nicer to yer priests Sire -is she joking? Can we tell?-

 

[She holds her ground, already well-braced from nearly tripping over Sawbones...]

[...but settles a little, wings still ruffled but no longer growling.] ...the last of us made, and possibly the best. Atta knew already how badly we'd get on without a unifying factor, so He... made a unifying factor. Atima was... soothing, reasonable. A better negotiator than the rest of us, certainly. Practically amica-bait, for all he never took up with any one of us.

He... He threw himself in the Well, after our war. Epistemus only knows why. His spark is somewhere out in the universe again, but he has yet to find his way back to us.

 

Brother-
[exasperated frown]

 

I mean if he was a peacekeeper and there was a big war maybe he just wanted to die??

 

Huh. Seems like decent sort I ´sppose. -lays down properly instead of being knocked over-

 

[He grins and shakes his helm]
I will try my best, Sire.