shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Well he has confirmation that he can actually do whatever terrible thing he offered so he waves vaguely at Lacuna and pulls Primus into a fade-to-black with a nasty little grin.]

 

...that's true.

-She wipes her face.-

Look, I know I wasn't very- graceful today, but it's important to stick to your guns! If I let people walk over me they'll never stop, they won't.

 

-stern parent face- See that ye do.

Prr

 

...although, now that I think about it, the Camiens did keep trying to talk to me about that rock. They're kind of biased, though! Half of them think Primes are infallible, which kiiiinda clashes with Quintus letting Obrizon, uh.

 

*He uncaptchalogues a painfully large and sharp needle and a spool of black thread. Would you like to follow in his footsteps?*

 

=(] sad7y.......i require my voice for my profession
=(] the 7aughsassins do not not simp7y ki77 unru7y 7owerb7oods indiscriminate7y
=(] we must a7so make it a performance
=(] both for the entertainment of our superiors.......and to the terror of those who hold heretica7 thoughts in their minds
=(] my voice is necessary for such performances
=(] there are other ob7igations i have as we77.......that necessitate the use of my mouth
=(] eating.......for instance

 

You don't need a mouth to eat. Straws exist.

 

Or intravenous nutrition.

Not that I'm recommending sealing your mouth, you understand. But this is a problem I dealt with regularly.

 

Yeah. Nightlight told me they didn't have access to that because their medic was comatose and that was why Sensorsweep was kind of starving to death before I uh... Well I couldn't replace his face but I sealed the giant hole and cleared out his intake and installed a faceplate so it stayed clean.

 

-a wild tori appears. this one looking like he walked out of a fucking comic convention. wow those jedi robes. wow that lightsaber at his hip that is probably fake. look at this nerd searching for a nice quiet lonely place to sit. and meditate. he sits. and meditates. quietly. lonelyly. nicely. nothing is on fire and everything is fine-

 

-Clover flops out in front of him, propping her chin on her fists and her torso up with her elbows, like a seal. A seal with arms.-

 

-...well this isn't very lonely at all now is it. it is quiet though. yes this person is very loudly there and exists in the Force but. we can ignore this. he continues to meditate thinking about the Code. remember tori there is no emotion, only peace-

 

is the clowvn gone yet.

 

-She sticks out her tongue, flares her nose, and crosses and bulges her eyes.-

 

-the Force has a way of swirling differently depending on what one is up to. this mystery person becomes very light and bouncy. They Are Doing Something Very Silly. tori grimaces and tries to ignore this madness. nope. we are serious jedi man-

 

-She licks her own nose.-

 

-grimly's face comes to mind suddenly with whatever this stranger is doing. can you do this tori he asks while licking his nose, strange canine that he is. no why would i want to. you're never any fun tori. tori grins. Oh No-

 

-Clover giggles in delight.-

Let's see... you're Tori Talissen, right?

 

-watches the new Tori and clover and giggles-

 

-sighs and opens an eye to look at this person-

That'd most certainly be my name, though I'm not certain how you came across it.

-he is watching her. nothing feels wrong. still you have to be safe. there are many people who know your name and dislike you after all-