shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

So, like... jiggly stuff? Gelatin?

 

Miii! -giggles-

 

It's remarkably jiggly and gooey.

 

...is it offensive if I say 'ew'?

 

Mine isn´t!

 

Not really.

 

(A pack of dogs descends upon the rave, sniffing everything. So many dogs. So much dog.)

 

morp

-so many dog-

 

does anyone else smell something.

 

(What is that? Smells like new friend! But made a strange sound! The creature gets inspected and sniffed and greeted by woofs.)
Woof!

 

*Amalgamate bounds over.*

 

(gets bowled over by a dog, flails, laughs in surprise)

 

-meows and then barks. sniffs back and the other fuzzes. including the one that jorin might find concerning were he able to see. but he cannot. smells like dog!-

 

(Smells like manymany people and strange things! It gets sniffed and woofed and yipped at. It's a bit scary. One of the dogs jumps. Bouncy dogs.)

(Person! Making fun noises! Reed's face gets slobbered.)

(Another strange noise! Maybe it's a natural one for this strange manylegged creature. The big white huskie takes it upon herself to teach it real noises.)
Woof!
(She says. Almost slow and clear, and then repeats.)
Woof!

 

BARK

-jorin is not certain what the big huskie is getting and has decided this means play time. jorin swipes lightly in the direction of the sound and rolls over-

 

(Reed doesn't have much experience with dogs and doesn't really understand how you're supposed to pet them. But she's a quick learner.)

 

*A strange substance oozes from several of Amalgamate's orifices.*

 

-drooling intensifies-

 

Woof!
(That is a dog sound it's making! Playtime! Huskiemom bounces around Jorin and boops the paw with her nose.)

(This huskie is very energetic! And also very fond of pettings. But the need to be strong enough to get through her coat.)

(Distressed yipping)

 

-is booped and swats at the source. he rolls back onto his legs and gets into prime pouncing position, butt waggle included-