shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Why wouldn'we?

 

"You look plety fine on the ground!"

-jerks a thumb towards CC- "That guy is."

"Well I havent pers´nally, but some mechs whats into that slag."

 

arent you built or reincarnated or something.

 

"Wazzat gotta dowith eatin aft?"

 

vwhy vwould you fuckers evwen havwe sex if you dont need it to reproduce.

 

-waves-
Cybertronian faction in th' big ol' war we just wrapped up.

Ain't you a flatterer.

Depends on the bot - some of us are, some of us grow into our frames.

 

For fun. Cause of old protocols. Social bonding. Take yer pick.

 

Fun?

...There's a war?

...Huh. 'splains some things.

 

no, vwhy did you evwen evwolvwe a sex drivwe in the first place.

 

E-whatta what now?

 

Fer fun, dumbaft.

I try! -tries to sit up, decides this was unwise and lays down again-

-snortlaugh- One or two yeah.

 

sex drivwe. little vwoice in your head telling you to get busy.

there is literally no reason for it to evwolvwe in a species that doesnt reproduce sexually.

 

Ain't no more, officially. But we had bout four million years worth, yeah.

Ain't my field, can't tell you that one. Best guess, old energy transfer protocol. Beneficial t' make it pleasurable.

That an' way back when sexual reproduction was a thing, an' it's comin' back.

 

Don´t think evolution got anything to do with it, was just someone figured out stickin finger in wires an´bits is fun.

 

im assuming youre the metal vwillage idiot and am going to ignore you.

you couldvwe said that first, yknowv.

 

Ask a damn medic, then. Frag's evw... evo... evwol... th'squished-up nonsense word'nth'middle'a alla that even mean?

 

-Abomination uses two hands on the side nearest Dualscar to make a universally understood rude gesture-

 

-amused-
Ain't my fault you ain't observant. Last time my amica was in here he was bout ready to pop, an' he's mentioned his conjunx an' him havin' kids together quite a bit. His kids with Primus tend to pop up in here, too.

 

"His kids who WHO what now? For a minute I though you´d said Primus"

 

I did. It's been a real weird few years.