shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

(the eevee makes happy trilling noises and snuggles against Paz's hand. it is very happy with this situation. and yes, it is fluffy. it prides itself on its fluff, and is very happy Paz has noticed.)

 

That makes a super pleasant change, thanks! ( ˘ ³˘)♥

 

No problem my mech.
-waves at Paz and the Eevee- Hi organics, I promise I don´t eat you.

 

So, this is a new and strange thing to dream--
*Crouches down and opens his arms, all eyes on the Eevee* Oh look at this adorable little fluff!

 

*The teal wiggler glares from the cushiony safety of under @Pillow Monster. Small fluffy thing is NOT TO BE TRUSTED.*

 

(the eevee looks up at him and cocks its head. who is this person? and do they have pets for the eevee?)
eevee?
(it inquires as to pets.)

 

*Indeed there are pets*
Aw, I've never seen anything like you! You're adorable.

 

[Meanwhile, Wrench is as far away from the Eevee as possible while still being in sight. And all other doglike organism. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.]
/_\

 

Oh hey Wrench! I didn't see you-- Huh... This is a dream right? Are you dream Wrench or real Wrench? Wait, unless dream Wrench has decided to uh... change his wardrobe...? Did I get high again?

*Pauses, frowning* What the fuck is my life?

 

Amazing, because I'm in it, but also very, very weird because you're not naked right now. Which is definitely not how my dreams usually go.
^_~
._.
o_o

Wait are you for real or

 

oh my god are you guys for real

 

IS ANYTHING HERE REAL
!_!
@_@

I mean obviously not but is it real for real.
=_=

 

I dunno, if Primus is then they probably are?

 

Huh... If you're real and I'm real, then is this one of those-- Holy shit is this like Alien Computers from Mars where the computers like make everyone dream in the same dream? Then who is everyone else?

Will we get to see a Predator?

Are you?

 

It's the fucking Matrix! We're in the fucking Matrix right now! Holy shit! This is a goddamn Lotus Dream Eater and we're living it!
*_*
!_!
0_o

 

fuckign- no i didnt want to start a discussion about metaphysics, i just wanted to make fun of you guys for apparently mutually dreaming about each other naked

 

Hey. That's a perfectly normal thing to do with your bro who you get wasted with a bunch! Everyone does it. Everyone.
>_<

Besides we can have a metaphysical conversation about the theory of nudity, right?
?_?
._.

 

But how have we accessed it? Could we do this like, whenever? Can we look into the code? You know, just for practice.

I mean I'm glad I've got you watching my back here, I'd hate to be alone.

I mean, yeah. Sometimes I dream about him wearing that get-up he was in at Swelter Skelter. Other things too, so I guess I dream about him clothed. Should I not?

 

[He snorts.] Wha'dja'spect, askin' strangers f'fuel?

 

I can take fer an answer!