shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

We might be kidnapped. We might be dead. We might be dead and kidnapped?
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o_o
O_O

Do we even have bodies anymore? Does the world exist? Are we actually on a colony ship destined for the far reaches, accessing this dream space through a glitch in the cryogenic process?
O_O
o_O
o_o
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I dream about Sitara naked too, so I think we're cool. Everyone except Ray, honestly. Because seriously? Not going there.
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'No' got no chance'a gettin me free metal.

 

Slagger. -lazily flips him off-

 

Calm down, dude. I'm pretty sure we're still alive, I mean if we're dead that means that our brains are like uploaded into the Matrix or whatever... Dude, that would be cool as shit! Think of all the things we could do!

*Bounces up from his crouch and bounds over to Wrench, grabbing his shoulders* We could hack all the things.

...
*Insert incredibly upset and grossed out face here as he backs up*
Dude why would you make me think about the words 'Ray' and 'Naked' in the same sentence? I dream about Josh too, but he shares his shrooms with me so...

 

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Listen, dude, you're the one who came back to the Hackerspace with him after, what was it, 'upsetting the Sons of Ragnarok by sleeping with one of their girls'? Together? HMMMMM?
#_#

Out of all of us, all of us being two of us, you are the most likely to have seen him naked. So naked. Super, super naked.
@_@

 

I'm hurt, you think I have that low of standards? No, I was passed the fuck out on the sand because I apparently like sleeping on the ground when I'm fucked up. No fun time for me that night.

Or... wait... Are you hypothetically jealous?

 

(muffled reed grumbling about how she doesn't want to hear about your free love exploits in the distance)

 

WHAT.
!_!
>_<

No way! I got so much action! Like... at least two actions. Maybe three. Minor and major, and I had a couple free actions thrown in too. So, uh, fuck you too?
9_9

Do you want an invitation?
^_~

 

What'd you use your free action on? Looking at the Anime Girls?

*Snickers* I'm just pulling your leg, man.

You can join in if you want?

 

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I'm not talking to you for a week. Fucker.

 

Love you too, bro.

 

A whole goddamn week.
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Aw man, and I was going to invite you to a destruction derby. I was going to see if you'd help me set all the cars up to move at the timing to "Eine kleine Nachtmusik, K. 525" with explosions and fireworks.

 

*_*
@_@

I mean... fuck. Fuck dude. FINE.
^_^

It's gonna be sick.

 

Did I miss the metaphysics debate about what's real and what's not again?

 

Naw, that never got offa ground. ´Lo lil bit.

 

-Narrowed optics- I'm not that little, half-corpse.

 

-holds up two of his hands- Wow, keep yer guns on. Yer not half prickly are ye?

 

-makes a threatening steps towards Abe, which probably looks quite humorous given the size difference- Keep ya comments 'bout my height to yerself.

 

Sure fucking is!

Whoa. You're a robot.