shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Presumably because you presented an inviting target for reasons unknown, light of my spark.

[He backs away from @Abomination rapidly.]

 

im guessing the ritual mating slash sexual execution vwith the mother grub is too revwolting to evwen mention, then.

 

-She clings to Burlesque.-

I just waved!

 

I'm sorry!?

Shh, man don't be mean. I-- I mean-- What would Sitara say? She'd say we were both being assholes.

... I mean, that reminds me of a movie I saw once.

 

Yeah I was asking about pronouns. Could'a been clearer about that.

Heh. I've never gotten into the hacking and infiltration parts of specops, I'm more into sabotage. All of those are important contributions of course.

-She grins- What's your preferance, aggressive green or pure purple?

 

did i mention i havwe vwiolet blood.

 

Shit. Scrapscrapscrap that little pink one hadn´t been attacking him no one had been attacking him scrapscrapscrapscrap. Abe drives his claws into one of the "walls" and holds on to it, trying to breathe, to step back from the killing edge. Slag sucking SCRAP!

I´m sorry. -he sounds out of breath-

 

... I'd like to say that was among the weirdest sex stuff I've ever heard of, but there's that one kink chat I'm on.

 

I know.

[He's glaring.]

 

Well you should be! Those crystals look nice but I don't think they're good for either of us!

 

That's mostly what I do, I'm good at it though!

I mean, both of those are DedSec colors. Is that people I'm picking between? Maybe green? @WRENCH What do you think?

Mine's red?

 

We are assholes.
-_-

Oh thank god I thought I was having a fucking stroke. Self-induced stroke? It happens.

Hacking is the best part after blowing shit up. Blowing shit up is the best part.
*_*

Give us both colors. Dedsec #represent.

 

and you call me disgusting.

 

My mods got nothin´ to do with it. I was forged like this. Not really an outlier, not much useful either. Used ta be I´d explode an no one new why.
-he´s still talking to the wall-

 

Same here!

 

UM? All humans have red blood. Do all... What are you, again?

 

Well. Then both.
[Her optics go distant for a moment and two significantly taller mechs appear next to her]

 

troll.

 

[Reffy tilts his head at the two squishies. HACKING???? IS GONNA HAPPEN???? APPARENTLY??? But what si he supposed to hack?]

 

<3_<3

[You can hack.... his heart.]