shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You're beautiful and great and I will not suck your spike.

 

That's okay, my fragile ego feeds of compliments, not sex.

I've got Cinderblitz for that anyway.

 

cool cool cool cool...
-He looks like he's about to throw up-

 

Aww, I wanted to kill it!

 

*the sign flickers, then reappears in another place*
THIS IS INTERFERING WITH AN OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT MANDATE AND CANNOT BE ALLOWED! I WILL HAVE TO ISSUE A WARNING IF IT CONTINUES.

 

Take it up with my boss!

-She slaps that one, too.-

Do you need a sensory muting bubble or something, dude?

 

*the sign is impervious this time! The light is slightly... Strange, especially if you can see outside the visible spectrum*
THAT WOULD ONLY APPLY IF YOU WERE ACTING UNDER MANDATE OF YOUR EMPLOYER! AS IT IS, YOU SEEM TO BE SIMPLY A PRIVATE CITIZEN AT THE MOMENT.

 

I need to not be conscious but that's not really happenin'

 

-well it´s clearly time to shoot the sign-

 

Okay. Would a quiet bubble help tho?

 

-he vaguely waggles a hand In an attempt to evn his optics out he has somehow manage dto overcorrect both of them into changing so the opposite optic is now the brighter one.-

 

I BELIEVE THAT HAS GONE FROM YOUTHFUL SHENANIGANS TO AN ACTIVE THREAT, CITIZEN! INCREASED FUN LEVEL TOLERANCES WON'T HELP YOU THERE!

 

-She pops him in a bubble he can leave anytime.-

 

Kiss my glittery aft.

 

I WOULD PREFER NOT TO!

 

hen
Then how about you take dat sign an fold it nice´n sharp and shove it up yer tailpipe? -shoots the sign again.

 

"You're just adorable," Paz coos. "I guess Dr Pines is right--everything's real, somewhere."

((meanwhile Paz's mun apologises for being spotty--she has got the cold from hell and prescription cold medicine, meaning that she will ptfo here and there))

 

-stands outside @Scanner's bubble, waving-

Want help?

 

"I'm Paz. This fluffball here is an eevee but I don't know what his or her name is. And this is my thylacine, Cinnamon."

 

The thylacine, Cinnamon, is gently nosing at @a very smol eevee. She has never seen an animal like that before. The eevee, while smol, is too big to be food. Is it perhaps a friend?