shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Spoiler: mpreg incident

ALRIGHT.

lets get a few things straight.

i aint its dad, i dont pay child support, you dont go blabbing about the other half of its genetics. capisce?

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

*sighs* Okay.

 

...Ave, love, you might want to furnish another room in your Kindergarten.

 

Spoiler: Mpreg incident

A N O T H E R_G E N I E ! A N D_I T S_A_B A B Y ! C O U L D_T H I S_D A Y_G E T_A N Y_B E T T E R ?

 

T H E R E S_A_G A R D E N_H E R E ? D O E S_I T_H A V E_F L O W E R S ? I_L I K E_F L O W E R S !

 

great! i hope you die in a hole you putrid motherfucker. hail satan and havwe a nice day.

 

vwell thats good. glad to see youvwe been better. you regain any of your memory yet?

 

*cries*

 

tldr.

 

*Oh why. Why everything. What has been done to deserve this terrible fate. He flips the fuck out. Poor, sweet precious Slick.*

 

-They salute with a grin, already rushing back inside. A symphony of construction noises can be heard from within the depths of the spatially unlikely building.-

 

Well I Assume This Is Short Enough For Your Moth-Eaten Thinkpan:
-She flips him the double bird.-

 

*picks them up*

*fuck*

*what exactly do you with babies?*

 

*keeps on crying*

 

-Score! This one is much more entertaining. She's laughing so hard it hurts-

 

*imagines up a bottle of milk*

*puts it in the baby's mouth*

*the baby stops crying and sucks contentedly*

 

OUCH. ill havwe you knowv that i havwe a pretty great and healthy thinkpan. i evwen havwe enough sense to say that if you dont point your fingers avway from me in the next fivwe seconds, youre gonna lose em.

 

You should try singing and rocking a little.

 

You Think Someone Who Blew Her Own Horn Off To Take Some Fuckers Arm Along Will Be Intimidated By Soomething Like That?
-She looks incredibly unimpressed.-

 

Thanks.

*sings a lullaby*

*rocks*