shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I'd trade you for the same as I gave him earlier but you don't have anything interesting to lick, looks like.

 

No can do. That's like telling a sword not to be sharp

I may leave that to one of my other friends. I'll stay with cooking.

 

....ya gotta´ve mixed somethin´up, frames don´t work like that. Not even mine.

 

i havwent touched a svword in my life and evwen i knowv vwhat a bullshit analogy that is.

you realize svwords havwe to be sharpened, right.

 

Is this fucking monopoly money?

HEEEEEEy. My man. The man of the hour. My bro.
*_*
^_^

[He slings an arm around Marcus's shoulders.]
You're gonna share, right?
?_?

Ask this guy about his horrifying dickshitting.
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-_-

 

Um, that's a bit-- I mean, you're cute but uh... Anyway, no go ahead and keep the beer no trade needed. I got one. *lifts his own bottle and sips at it*

 

the hell is monopoly??

 

Me neither. How about a knife? Have you touched a knife?

 

i use riflekind.

 

What the shit is hell????
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Hey buddy! Of course I'm going to share, what kind of bro wouldn't?

*Lifts up the six pack that is now more of a four pack*

 

vwhat the fuck is shit??????

 

Riflekind?

 

What the tits is fuck??????????????
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[He yoinks a beer, pops it open and... shoves it under his mask, pushing the mask up just enough for him not to ruin everything forever. What a beauty.]

You are the best forever. I love you.

Spoiler: gif

 

Oi, mate. Can I have one? It's benn forever since I had a good beer.

 

tits ARE fuck!!

 

This is the goddamn fucking truth, holy fuck.
^_^

 

You know it girl.

 

-laughing her ass off again, not even trying to hide it this time-

 

im single just so you knowv!