shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

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Heh! It's just a cell-phone, hacking is my thing and this place seems to be... Hackable? I don't know.

Nerd-- Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you if you could help me make one of the quadcopters into a flying kamikaze death machine.

 

Uhhh yeah? Obviously? What do you take me for man, of course I will turn your quadcopter into a death machine. Not one of the ones that Josh has named though. I don't want Sitara to yell at me again.
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So what are we talking? Just explosives, maybe acid? Flames? Do you want it to shit flames? I can make it shit flames and then explode into acid.
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[Somehow Nichrome communicates approval of this kindred spirit without actually being in the rave herself]

 

Oh yeah no, man I'm talking about the one we named DumpsterFlyer with the tasteful dick drawing on its bottom. I was thinking explosives but what if it shits flames and explodes into more flames that stick around, you know the stuff.

Not sure what I'm gonna do with it but, hell if we can make it might as well!

 

Could you get me some cigars?

 

-thumbs up form the floor-

 

Brother handed me over to a cult for kudos, the Outlander they were worshipping was a weasley dick. Happens more often than you'd think.

 

Sure!

*another swipe of his thumb and a couple of taps and there's a pack of classic cigars and a pack of cigarillos*

 

Yessss I can totally do that. We can just send it careening into fucking Nudle's front door. Fuck those guys and their smug hipster fuckshit employees.
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...Not that I have anything against hipsters, Marcus.
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That sounds like some of the books Josh talks about.

 

*Snickers and then tries to seem upset about it but utterly fails.*

I was thinking maybe hitting the FBI building, you know for some uh... Extra revenge.

 

-was she that close before? She puts a few of the not-apples from the screaming-man-tree that has become a permanent fixture in the rave on top of the keg-

 

I need you back in Goodneighbor. You could be the heir to my throne.

 

Yes. Yes! Yes.

Spoiler: gif

LET'S FUCK THEM UP.

 

Uh... Thanks?

Ah man nah, I'm happy in SF.

*Grins and then leans over to smooch him on the cheek*

I ain't gonna let no one fuck with any of my crew, not after Horatio, not after what they did to you. Ya dig? I'm gonna make them regret ever having heard the name DedSec.

 

-a small smile for a quarter second- Eat your fears.

 

I hate to intrude, but I am sorry for your friend. Whatever happened to him. God knows knows what happens to me if something bad happened to Noctis, my true king.

 

Are they fears, then? Do they make you dream?

(Picks up a not-apple and examines it cautiously. She's... appaaaarently been here the whole time??)

 

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You're just so brave and manly. Maybe I should have Sitara call you and compliment you for weeks without eeeeever letting up.
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Shut up! You didn't fucking know him. Fuck you. Fuck you!
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