shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

... not exactly. It's more like... kids are kids. They're young and they don't know much.

 

* Awwww.
* What an adorable little abomination you are.
* Can you say them all together now? :D

 

That makes more sense than the latter. On my end it's oddly relaxing. Not a boundary dispute or Caineron in sight. Just children being children.

 

hll??

 

How do you speak?

 

Papyrus?

That's a better name than Herpes.

 

OH. YES.
THAT'S A PROBLEM WITH ALL CHILDREN... WATCHING.
NOT JUST HIDDEN CEILING CHILDREN!

YES, I QUITE AGREE!
NORM IS ALSO A BETTER NAME THAN HERPES.

 

aint children being children till a pigs decapitated and mounted on a stick.

 

* Do you need glasses or something?
* I talk with my mouth.

[The flower gestures at his face with an equally remarkably mobile leaf.]

 

That sounds horrifyingly like my childhood. I was hoping defiant decapitation of animals wouldn't be a common father-son activity.

 

You're a flower. Flowers don't have mouths, and they certainly don't speak. They are eaten by things or smashed.

 

*sigh of relief* Yeah, and that's why "kids are watching you do the do and you don't know it's happening" is not a thought I want in my head. I think I might get Dali to check over the house, though, just in case. Find the theoretical ghost kids, if they exist, and make them visible forever, so we can all indulge in the bone zone in peace.

 

But Goffik Zeus is the best!

... or it would be, if it didn't mean Tryhard Worst God Ever.

 

MARLON zeus.

zeus marlon?

fuck it, i dont remember.

 

* Really, buddy? How long have you been in this place?
* Let me help you out, put things in ... perspective.
* To me...
* And a bunch of people where I come from...
* You look like a human!
* And that means you're just EXP and a SOUL.
* An easy ticket to make the way to freedom.
* But I bet that's not how you see it, huh...?

 

Best Actor Ever? Jug?

 

Im So Proud Of You. Can You Say Murder?

Wow You Suck As A Lusus.

 

...THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF THING...
AREN'T THERE WARDS AROUND THE HOUSE?
FORD AND VALISKA ARE SO CAREFUL ABOUT MAGIC THINGS.
IT'S PROBABLY FINE!
...BUT YOU SHOULD ASK, SO YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT THE NEXT TIME...
[Wink]

 

Not terribly long, though long enough to know it's a dream. Dream or no, I remain curious. How do you speak? Is that common where you are from? Is it linked to specific species or do all flowers speak?

As far as I'm concerned, that's not how I think of myself no. Not the least of which due to not knowing what EXP is. Nor how I'd be an "easy ticket to freedom". I'll assume it has to do with a ritual of some sort. Is that assumption correct?

 

*sheepish laugh* Heh. Yeah. True.

Ford's paranoid enough not to let anything like that through. *sighs* And with good reason too.

So, yeah, I'm reassured. And I bet Ford will come in with a big lecture on the wards and ghost kids anyway, whether I ask or not.