shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-Clover grabs Flowey around the neck/stem.-

 

I'm not sure if he can speak that way.

...though I'm not sure if flowers can be strangled now that I think about it. Which is an odd thing to think about.

 

* Oh, lots of flowers talk.
* It's magic, who cares about the details.
* And you're right about that ritual part, if ritual murder cou--

*--yipe!

[Difficult to duck down when his head is trapped. Welp.]

* W-wow, you sure move quick.
* You could give that sadsack a run for his money!
* Eh heh...

 

If you wanna use lack of air to kill a flower, strangling's not how. You'll need to suck all the CO2 away, probably.

 

-She bops his head lightly.-

That's not something to joke about.

 

THEN YOU'LL BE DOUBLE REASSURED!
SO REASSURED IT WON'T EVER FADE.
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET DISTRACTED THINKING ABOUT IT WHEN WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF... THINGS... THEN THAT'S A GOOD THING!

WHOA! ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING?
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHEER FOR.
SHOW OFF SOME COOL MOVES!

 

Oh good you can speak still.

Now as far as who cares for details I care for details. Especially when ritual murder is apparently involved. Have you not been able to turn this into a mummer's farce yet?

 

* Which part? I said a lot of things.

[Who knew Flowey could do sullen?]

 

The what?

 

All of it.

Who's the sadsack?

-She doesn't let go because he'll just slip away, but she doesn't hit him, either.-

 

Yeah, basically.

The flower's an asshole, Pap. And yeah, to be fair, Clover is too but... she isn't as much of an asshole.

Carbon dioxide.

 

tell the deadbeat to pay child support and maybe id be a better 'lusus'.

 

* I wasn't joking about SOULs, but it's not like we need any anymore anyway.
* Everybody's happy and free.
* At least in some timelines.
* And I know you've met him. @sans. He's the biggest sadsack around.
* Won't do anything to stop anybody, unless you get him interested.
* And then...

[Flowey bobs his head in place of shrugging.]

* You can care all you want, but...
* -I- don't care enough about magic to know all the details you want to know.
* Not like there's much of anybody who could tell you how I work!

 

the coconut

 

AN ASSHOLE AND A FRIEND.
IT'S OKAY TO FIGHT!
PEOPLE FIGHT ALL THE TIME!
IT'S THE BEST WAY TO EXPRESS OURSELVES WITH MAGIC!!
BUT FIGHTS WHERE PEOPLE JUST STAND AROUND TALKING...
THOSE ARE BORING!
DON'T EITHER OF YOU HAVE ANY FLASHY ATTACKS TO SHOW OFF??

 

This explains nothing.

Well that's a shame. You've lost your one interesting point.

 

It's the kind of air we create by breathing.

 

How? And what does it do?

 

... this is where explaining gets harder.

 

* Oh no not that.