shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Delightful.

 

I am leaving you to gain answers from the genie instead. Perhaps Clover too.

 

Ask someone who knows more science than I do. Ford, for example.

 

I'll make a note to ask him about it the next I see him. Perhaps questions about the other me as well. They're close, as I recall.

 

I don't think either of them are in this to express themselves. Clover seems like she's actually pretty pissed to me and Flowey... I dunno... seems kinda scared of her.

 

Bet Asgore's a bigger sadsack.

 

Do you know what this thing here is?

-looks down at the flower-

You're rather clever from what little I've seen of you.

 

He's a monster. Duh.

-She squints at Flowey.-

...not just a monster, though.

 

* You try tugging your head through somebody's hands. It's pretty uncomfortable.

* Oh boy, is it insult Asgore time?

[Flowey straightens right back up, shit-eating smile fresh and lively.]

* You're completely right!
* He is the biggest sadsack!
* At least his kids are actually dead.
* And his wife left him for being a child-murderer.
* Declaring a war he doesn't want, all so he doesn't have to watch his people die from hopelessness...
* What was I even thinking, making fun of Sans?

 

YEAH! THEY'RE EXPRESSING HOW THEY FEEL!
USUALLY THERE'S MORE BULLETS INVOLVED.

 

Are you just trying to appease me so I let you go?

-She props her chin on her free hand, still crouching by Flowey.-

So, you can see all the timelines.

 

Ah? So he's not really a flower? Or not just a flower, maybe.

He's definitely unpleasant enough to be a monster.

 

Wow, racist.

 

[So they're in for the long haul, huh? At least he doesn't have muscles to get sore.]

* Psssh, no.
* Making fun of Asgore is great!
* I wouldn't be like this if it wasn't for him, after all! ;P
* And, sure! You can say that! I "see" them all.
* Why, is there something you want to know...?

 

But it's not a game, Pap. Or at least, it doesn't feel that way to them. It might as well be in here, but... when people get mad at each other and fight physically, it can end really badly. With death or something.

 

Explain why you wouldn't be like that if it wasn't for him. What were you like before?

 

[Distant angry NGAHHH playing, as Sir Not Appearing In This Thread At This Time takes offence]

 

As a monster myself I take offense at this accusation. A Highlord does not take slights.

-this is a joke. please understand that this is a joke clover. even if we are deadpan as fuck-

 

!!!!

-story time from the flower?!-

!!!

 

One, you're a cat, two, monster is a species where I'm from. Nice try with the sass, though. You might be on my level if you work hard and believe in yourself.