shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

you dont vwin until vwe measure the piss distance!!

 

-The mi props itself up again her ken with it´s forepaws to ask for pets-

 

...Primus and all the Hand I am so sorry sir I swear I didn't expect the squishy to take that expression literally!

 

Al'rrhissim gives pettings.
"I think I still have some fish with me. Do you like fish?"

 

are we having a pissing contest. can i join.

 

That would be rather difficult. Cyberronians don´t piss.

never underestimate their talent for being annoying.

 

-LOUD PURR-

 

Just dump your oil tanks on the squishy this is how we deal with conflict now.

 

so i vwin by default!!

*Her crown grows slightly larger to match her ego.*

 

-facepalms silently-

 

-dumps out a flask of shitty whiskey on Itch's head because she hasn't done that in a while and honestly, she can probably find better booze she doesn't have to drink this shit-

 

So, where'd Venture get the impression from, then?

 

Earth piss. The entire planet. The entire planet pisses on everyone including us.

 

Magic pseudo-dreamspace translation is my guess.

 

Hiii Starscream!

 

... eh. I guess those explanations work. Though I don't get the impression that Venture's been to Earth.

 

Buddy I spent four million years fragging around in space you think I didn't run into a whole heap of organic species? Pits we even went into GC territory before they put the ban out on mechanoids!

 

Earth, I would assume. What do I know I don´t know the mech personally.

Is that how you express your opinion of someone in your culture, just a way to get rid of really bad fuel, or both?

 

Both is good. Also some of the other Cronii react amusingly. I think I made one cry.

 

"...Never met a cat that didn't, come to think of it."
Al'rrhissim fishes (heh) around in her bag, and produces a miniature cooler containing chilled fish slices. She places a few in front of the Mi, and then eats a few herself.
Fish is love, fish is life.