shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Emotional extremes can cause light to flare out from our optics. But when shit starts getting wet you're probably dying, haha.

 

*not looking anyone in the eyes* ... they spark.

 

-amused- You could just ask you know. -picks her up, makes a chair appear and put her on he armrest to have his hands free again.-

 

I could. Would you prefer that?

 

I bet you were the kind of person who got beaten up in school a lot.

 

I bet you were the kind of person with the baseball bat.

 

who the hell beats up losers with a baseball bat. what is this, a shitty middle school movie?

 

Uh, point of clarification: school is for losers and I have a bat with spikes on it.
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Yes. Obviously.
(._(.
^_^

 

I mean, I've got like 3 big knives and a motorcycle.

 

Nice!
!_!
^_^

I mostly drive a van these days. Marcus has a bike, but c'mon, you can't fit enough shit on a bike for it to count, you know?
9_9
-_-
>_>

Not so much a stabby guy myself, but knives is a good start.
^_^

 

Spoiler: Large image

 

I HAVE 3000 BIG KNIFES AND 1000 MOTORCYCLES!!!!

 

Prove it!
@_@
#_#

 

-the cloud moves under the umbrella, good job-

 

*the big knives and motorcycles appear instantly*

 

I still need to show off my new bike. It jumps.

 

*_*

 

MY MOTORCYCLES CAN FLY THROUGH OUTER SPACE!!!

 

What do you use?

 

PROVE IT.
*_*