shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She sets off delighted fireworks around her head.-

Spoiler: Gif

 

[Equius picks up Stabby and adds an ULTRA-LIGHTWEIGHT 612W PORTABLE LASER GUN to make the little robot STRONGER. (For reference:)]

 

At this rate the thing is going to reach the Manda. Are we giving it a flamethrower next? Or a jetpack?

 

(Stabby pivots an extremely dangerous 90 degrees clockwise.)

 

-her eyes sparkle- Excellent idea!

 

Oop it's facing me!

 

Great idea!
^_^

[He carefully picks up Stabby and then straps a very small, very portable grenade launcher on top. It has grenades preloaded. He loves this tiny robot very much even if it has attacked him without provocation.]

 

I have a very bad feeling about this.

 

*Equius considers*

 

give it a knife wielding tentacle

 

(Luckily Stabby's electronics are not well-integrated enough with the grenade launcher to have any effect on it. Yet. But who knows what Rave Magic will do.)

 

-whispers over his shoulder- Do iiiiit.

 

@Stabby the Knife Roomba *gives it a bomb*

 

-smiles- Probably less satisfying than firing, but on the other hand fireing him won´t buy you anything.

 

Yeah. Maybe we can accidentally leave him on Obrizon.

 

-grins- it´s so hard to make sure everyone is accounted for isn´t it?

 

id do it myself except id make it purple for my own childish amusement

actually u know what im totally makin it purple

*He conjures up a purple knife wielding tentacle.*

EY STABBY CMERE I GOT SMTHN FOR YA

 

Exactly! Heck, maybe he'll WANT to stay.

-She grins evilly.-

 

[He has a six-pack now. Where the fuck did he get it? Who knows, who cares, it's Drinking Time.]

 

-Clover reaches for one to see if she can get away with it. Yay pushing boundaries!-