shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-sighs melodramatically-

And I fear it'd just mean I'd be shoved over into the dirt.

 

Kay, clearly I didn't know the context and fucked up and I'm sorry, I just don't like the weird guy. I am sorry I took it out on you. Okay?

 

Awwww, I wouldn't do that to you! You've got a laser sword!

 

-blinks, not expecting that. What is apology? How do react?-

 

i vwant a laser svword!

 

"Oh fuck," she exclaims, seeing that she's in the rave once again. "I was having fun, damn it."

She's certainly not dressed in anything for work, this time. Pale, artistically beaten up tight jeans; heels; black T-shirt with "DO I LOOK LIKE THE DAMN HEALER?" on it.

She summons a Cosmopolitan, because if she's stuck here she may as well have a drink.

 

"She's one of my sisters, the younger sister of Jame, my sworn-sister. And I am Valiska Pines."

 

"Beer is vile," says Valiska, "but Ford seems to like it sometimes."

 

You look like a silly pacifist.

 

"Oh, it's queen Amari!" Valiska would curtsey but she's sitting down and festooned with mis. "With the lovely tea."

She glances at Clover. "I've got a lightsabre too. Ford made it. But you have to be good with a sword to use one, or else you will disarm yourself in more ways than one...if you're lucky."

 

So which class do you main? I'm thinking priest. Maybe druid, but I'm guessing priest witha salt mile that high.
^_~

Beer is awesome! And cheap. The cheap's important.
@_@
[He has another six=pack.]

 

(Pixel hearts flash in Reed's eyes. Can they even do that? Apparently now they can through the power of fuck-you-it's-the-Rave.)

what kind of fun?

 

You say that like I'd use it on you! Symbol of the Jedi or not its use is to be avoided whenever possible. Bisecting children certainly isn't part of the Code.

Unfortunately for you there's a deal of training involved before you get one. You're a bit too old as well.

Quite the sudden appearance there.

Another sister? This other sister of mine has about as many siblings as my Jame does it seems. All we're missing is the wookie.

 

vwhat, cmon, im six! i vwant a laser svword!!

 

Queen. How you flatter me.

-laughs at that-

A ghost queen that haunts a sunken castle, maybe. A cup, dear?

 

It'd still be pretty rude to you. I'll tease you, not push you.

 

i havwe a really big knife if youd like!

 

I feel I should fear you teasing as much.

 

Cheap wine is delightfully awful, too. My favorite's... I forgot the name but people call it lizard's blood. See, France has different laws about how much.. accidental additions are allowed. US has a pretty low % but France's higher. There's this shit wine they make where it's pretty arid, and lizards are always getting into the press and the vats...

Fuck awful, but it's one of the cheapest you can get and it's a nice change from the "pretty sure this is carbonated horse piss" beers.

 

-swipes a fish from her too even though it's offered; that's just how she is-