shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Do you have children of your own? You seem the type.

 

She's my sister.

 

...?

A sister isn't quite a daughter, Shamrock.

 

Yes. I was establishing that I'm not.

But she's got... 5 kids right now.

 

Ahhhhhh.

Five? That's quite a few. I only have Fareeha. Precious girl, if stubborn as a cat.

 

"I'm pregnant," Valiska says, "and I adopted my husband's niece and nephew, and we have three fosterlings, plus our betrothed has a daughter. I'm very much the type." She smiles.

 

Wait, I should have included Paz?

 

Even more than five! A veritable litter that is. I wish you luck with keeping them all safe and well. Goodness knows one was hard enough.

 

"Well, I am sure that Mabel and Paz do not think of each other as sisters, but neither do Mabel and Oneira." Valiska smiles. "It's different, since you are all quite nearly grown."

 

Valiska grins at her. "I hear humans say that all the time, but we have a saying--three kits are harder than two, but one kit is also harder than two."

 

Madness! Absolute madness! I'd not have the time. Hardly did for Fareeha.

-remorseful mom is remorseful. jokey still though-

 

"But two can stay warmer longer when you have to put them in a basket," Valiska says, "and they always know they have a friend."

 

You raise fine points. I still contest this notion, however. One was difficult enough as a career woman.

-grunts dismissively at herself and takes a drink of the juice-

She did have her cousins though. Her father too.

 

"Oh, you!", Al'rrhissim laughs.

Al'rrhissim gives a curteous bow to Valiska before sitting down next to her.
"Greetings, queen Valiska Pines. I am Al'rrhissim Belassen, daughter of Janafa Belassen, who is daughter of queen Marrhuri Belassen. My aunt Ghadirrhi Belassen has all your treatises on alchemy on her reference shelf."

 

[In the distance, Scanner's optics sparkle, regarding stabby. A beautiful monstrosity. He shall make stabby even better.]
@Stabby the Knife Roomba Hey lil guy, how'd you feel about a taser?
[He already has one in hand, less a taser and more an electrified prod, really. @Starscream might remember it as the one Bumblebee had in his cane for a while]

 

[Whatever the snake wine did for him made him disappear for a bit, but he's back now. Sans snakes and also wine. Also missing significant amounts of clothing in his Swelter Skelter outfit, though he doesn't seem to realize this is what he's wearing?]
Stabby's so fucking buff now what the fuck?
o_O

 

We decided the cute li'l murder roomba wasn't lethal enough!

 

-mis purr and pounce on the treats. So many tiny purrs-

 

@devs pls nerf stabby he's too OP.
@_@
^_^

 

@devs don't listen to the noob.