shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-shrugs- Don´t usually got th´time. And naw. I try ta hold onto the whole ones if I can, their pretty. Guess ye could use broken one fer something.
-makes a large handful of purple and blue crystal fragments appear out of his subspace and pours them out on front of Whisper.-
Got this too, kept it from when they took somma my arms off. -retrieves a purple crystal cluster-

 

[He trips her]
Don't fraggin' involve me in your slagging interface life.

 

Oh! [Whisper leans over to look at the crystals, not quite touching yet-- just because they haven't hurt Abo yet doesn't mean they're safe for everyone!] These really are lovely, I wonder if they make good pigment...? And that large specimen certainly is something! :D

 

As if I'd ever involve you in that! Sorry, sweetspark, you're not my type~!

 

Then why the frag do you need to comment at all. Just don't do it.

 

You kicked me!

 

\m/,

 

Because you're awful.

 

Tell me all the ways I'm awful! You don't even know half.

 

[He crackles a sharp spike of junk data at her]
Stop. Telling me. What. To do.

 

-She stumbles but keeps scowling.-

You stop telling me what to do, you... pet project.

 

(stabs)

 

Dunno. Trades some ta organic scavengers fer making jewelry outta. Never though ta grind them up. -smiles- I think might be better fer glitterin shit up though. You paint?

 

I know I am one! I don't try to deny it! I've enver been anything but.

[He deserves that.]

 

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Yes!!! I do!! c: [Perky perky wings, who's paying attention to the fighting? Not this bird!!!] Frames, mostly, I'm not terribly good at two-dimensional composition, but I paint!!! They would make a fine glitter, come to think of it-- I wonder if they'd grow out like that, though, if they draw from natural pigmentation? A good buffing would keep them small, but of course it's bad form to experiment on customers...

 

-She sits down, huffy.-

...I didn't know the teasing would mess you up so bad tho, I won't make those kinds of jokes again.

 

[He flips her off]
Just stab me, don't bother with the fake sympathy jetfuel.

 

Oh, I'm definitely not going to stop messing with you. Aft.

 

I said stab me, not continue verbally torturing me.

 

No. I'm muuuute!