shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Hello. Could I offer you soem tea for a change?

 

(She startles in alarm at the hum & speech and flattens herself harder against the "wall," trying to be silent.)

 

[He wordlessly points at D.Va's Mecha, which is an impressive feat given he's still being spun around]

 

-a motherfucking table is appearified into existence. it has her lovely pink tea set on it. it is a good one and one she thinks hana might appreciate the aesthetics of. these are very important decisions to make. there is an electric kettle placed down gingerly. and numerous bowls containing things like ful and bread and delightful egg based cuisine. there is also dessert. it is sticky. it is lovely. IT LACKS CHEESE. it is knafeh-

Yes, yes of course it is. Now eat, child. Won't have you whining that you're never fed enough.

That would be delightful!

 

-HISSING-

 

*HISSING, BUT BIGGER.*

 

*She tries to hiss right back but it sounds more like a hairball than anything else.*

 

-a plate of something meat based is set down on the floor for the mis-

 

Iiiiiiiiii want the blueprints of whatever your mech is but failing that I am totally capable of taking it apart myself!
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Also I think I am gonna fucking horf if we keep spinning like this. I am NOT having a good time, this is my least favorite genre of theme park ride, and I would MUCH rather be on the death elevator than the hurl-a-whirl.
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[He is now clinging slightly to Scanner. The @ signs on his mask keep flashing queasily.]

 

-summons tea that tastes quite pleasant, only perhaps as if some sort of mineral water had been used. It comes in a miniature version of the robots teacubes-

 

-Loud Purring. Food is investigated, which is to say devoured by tiny fluffs-

 

-takes the cup graciously-

Thank you, dear. Always nice to be offered a drink.

 

[clinging is good, Wrench is hug friend. But also hug friend is not feeling good. So Scanner does the sensible thing, which is willign the whirling shit to stop and letting them both fall to the floor. Luckily Wrench will land on Scanner. Scanner is not particularly soft though.]
<-thunk->

 

"That is not a robot! It's an exo-skeleton fighting machine designed for a human pilot! Me!"

Hana sits and samples a few things, sipping on tea.

"I can give you the factory blueprints," Hana admits, "but it's not exactly factory anymore."

 

-vibrates with motherly excitement and passes hana the hummus-

 

How have you been, Hana?

 

Hana says nothing but flushes noticeably. Her eyes go everywhere but to meet Ana's.

 

Valiska glances down, a little embarrassed. "The Tisselen is one of my parents, after a fashion, not that the Tisselen ever nursed kits," she says. "They were all ... together ... for a while, but they went back. My birthmother was too devout and my father too devoted. I have no sibling because they made me, not because they were Jalanenhal and awful, but because they'd left the station for a while when I was made. Anyhow, with Tempters, there are a lot of things that are secrets, too. Because they're dangerous to know."

"Be welcome," says Valiska, "and take what you will. I am Valiska Pines."

 

Am I still so potent that the girls can't meet my eyes? Wallahi, today is a good day.

Really, though. I won't bite. There's too many people around.

 

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[He just lays there for a little bit. Let him stop gagging and then he'll be a person. He does pat Scanner's chest in appreciation though.]

I will take the factory blueprints AND the upgrades for 500, Alex.
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But seriously, I have a rivet gun. I wanna see what makes it tick. I'm totally taking this as permission, since now I won't be ATTACKED for having a GOOD TIME.
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