shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Such a shame, Ana!" she says, bravado hiding things as normal.

"Oh and you," she indicates Wrench, "do not have my permission to touch my mech. D.Va needs her Rabbit! But I'll tell you everything."

 

"Hana Song," she introduces herself as. "But I work as D.Va. Snappy! More memorable!"

 

Really though, how have you been? Better than Angela I hope. She's been a bit moody lately, though I suppose that's normal at this point. Shame that. Fareeha seems in good spirits at least.

 

"Good! Angela and I have hung out recently! And your daughter one of those times."

This time her cheeks must be scarlet.

 

-ana continues to wonder what she has done to this poor child. why is she so red. ?????-

Oh? That is good to hear. She could use some more company, that Ziegler. She's always stuffed away in her office working herself to the bone. You keep annoying her like a good girl, got it?


And was Fareeha behaving? Sometimes she can be a pain, I know.

 

Uhhh fucking stop me?
?_?
@_@

I mean seriously if you give me the blueprints and actual logs of the upgrades and modifications I'll leave it alone but c'mon, you can't just fucking tell me things. I have to see how it WORKS. I have to get my fingers in it!
9_9
(._(.

 

You can be patient, Wrench. Damn, glad you showed up. I was scared I was going to have to shut this bitch down and steal that mech so he wouldn't pout for three days.

*Grins and smiles at Hana* My name's Marcus, nice to meet you! That asshole's Wrench.

 

Heyyyyy you OWE me something large and cool and robotic anyhow. It would be your just desserts.
@_@
[He waves an arm at Marcus, beckoning him over to the limp pile he's in with Scanner.]

Come meet my new friend. He keeps headbutting me and I think he's immune to my personality.
^_^

 

Immune to your personality? My god he must be too powerful.

*Wanders over then plops down beside the pile of people. Suddenly has beer.* I mean, honestly though, what does that make me?

 

Delusional probably? I would make a crack about being institutionalized but all things considered I'm pretty sure that if anyone belongs behind bars, it's me. I am the crime king.
^_^
^_~
[He steals a beer. Yissss.]

 

Not sure about that bro, I think we're pretty neck and neck according to cTOS. *Snorts and takes a beer for himself. Yes Wrench, you totally stole that.*

Delusional about what though?

 

Delusional about my sheer AWESOMENESS?
^_^

Wait, fuck. That makes me sound NOT awesome, and I'm clearly the coolest guy around. Let me rewind that and redo that.
@_@
._.

You're delusional about my personality! Fuck, that doesn't sound good either. Marcus, if I make an OKCupid profile, will you fill out all the questions for me? I don't trust myself to make me look good.
;_;
^_~

 

-79 scoots away suddenly. Nope nope nope!!!-

 

Dude. *Starts snickering and laughing*

You are pretty cool, and I think you've got a good personality underneath all of that rage against the machine.

*Pats Wrench and then fucking jumps a little, nearly shoving the neck of his beer bottle down his throat, when 79 scoots away*

Gk! *cough cough-- Pauses. Takes a big swig of beer* Whoa, you ok there?

 

-Nope. Not talking to a human. She scoots behind Scanner.-

 

@_@
[The green people remain enigmas.]

I'll have you know that I'm only 40% Rage Against the Machine by volume. I'm at least 15% Slipknot with like... 33.47% percent MSI. Maybe 10% Godsmack. I've already lost track of my percentages.
^_^

 

Is too a robot. They sang to me of your abuses. Error log a mile long. You monster.

-pats frand.-

[He blinks at the human named Marcus. wh-? But Wrench is... one of them????????]
Sup, dickmunch?

[!! He pets 79 in a manner more akin to slapping her thigh. He can protect her and his new friend from the human witht he organic stinky piss brew]

 

-She pokes his arm. Scanner, there's a human nearby. Scanner we should jump him and run for it.-

 

This is Marcus. He's cool. Also fucking SICK at hacking, so you'd probably like him.
^_^
[He sits up and slaps Scanner's chest again. Physical affection is best affection.]

 

*Worried frown. What he do???*

Ha! Holy shit, I walked into that one didn't I? I think that adds up to over 100 but you're kind of awesome like that so.

*Lifts a beer* Beer is up, other than that not much.

Dude! I am more than just a pair of hands good with a keyboard! I also have incredible fashion sense.