shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

That's nice. I wish somebody would protect me.

 

We will, silly! 'Cause I adopted you. That's why m- she gave me Ado. I had just come to the Palace and I was scared. You can borrow him, if you want.

 

not vwh3n you fuck 3m up!!!!

 

Yes, I'm from the same world as Nick, Cait, and others. So, our world was ravaged by bombs, and there are radiation storms because of the aftermath. Of course, I was in the vaults when it was happening. I remember being in my Miss Nanny form like it was yesterday.

 

-the mis purr at being cuddles, and muzzle at both kids with tiny wet noses-

 

But.... I'm not fucked up? And I consider you a friend!

 

s33, th3y 4ll S4Y th4t t1ll th3y g3t s1ck of d34l1ng vw1th my sh1t!!

 

Dreams, huh? [She inspects her hands.] Are we asleep? Did we fall asleep in the middle of a heist? That probably isn't ideal.

 

You might be unconscious. Or have stumbled into an open path-- does your home plane have much dimensional travel yet?

 

*butts into the hug*

 

-punts the butt-

 

man, i also really hope we didn't fall asleep in the middle of a heist. dyce would never call me again. cayla would laugh at me!

 

[silver gold iron also kicks ass]

[buttbot is farting and crying at the same time]

 

i don't think we have any "dimensional travel," though i'm not exactly a science expert.

 

Do you enjoy physical affection? You look like you could use a pick-me-up.

If it's not widespread enough to be common and you weren't running around am experiment zone, probably not an anomaly then. [She shrugs.] Most likely you're asleep or unconscious. Or dead, but most of the dead here know they're dead.

 

Isn't that confirmation bias? Any number of people in here could be unknowingly dead, and unless someone else who knew they were was also here, no one else would either.

 

I did say 'most', though I'm aware not everyone can see the difference between living, resting, and dead souls.

 

1 h4vw3 no 1d34 1f 1m d34d!!

 

[She blinks down at Crotula.] ...you're disorienting is what you are. I don't think I want to know how you came to be.

 

Messily would be my guess.