shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

As if! You're a hipster, a shitty, shitty hipster, with bad hipster taste. Fashion, he says, while wearing a goddamn VEST.
9_9
[Wrench is also wearing a vest. Wrench has not thought through this line of insults.]

 

[He pokes her back. She can hide behind him but heeeeee is totally going to investigate.]

[TIME FOR ANOTHER HEADBUTT AGAINST FRIEND-SHAPED-PERSON'S CHEST HELL YES]
Humans that hack that's nice! I like gettign told up front when people are gonna fuck my body up! Is that a kink thing between you two? I mean I don't judge yknow.

That last one is debatable!
[... Says the guy that is on second glance naked. Wow.]

 

... Wrench....

*slowly reaches forward and grabs Wrench's vest* Are you admitting that you went hipster for me?

Uh? Kink? Nooo... Hacking is all business, if he made me hack in bed I think I'd fucking cry. Or go run to hide behind Sitara or Josh. Hacking in bed... *Snorts* I mean, I don't judge or anything! Just seems like you could be doing cooler things like hacking puzzles to make giant metal dragon-shaped-flame-throwers go off.

*Not going to mention the nakedness. Nope. He does not judge.*

 

..... What the fuck do you do in bed then if not that? I mean aside from sleeping.

 

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[He rubs at his chest. Why is friendship pain.]

FUCK. I set myself up for that. You know what I meant! You hipster shit!
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I am sensing an imminent communication failure and I have NO IDEA where it's happening, so I'm just going to enjoy this.
>_>

I feel like we CAN incorporate hacking into the bedroom. First one to turn off the lights tops. If you don't solve this door puzzle within three minutes, you don't get to sleep in the bed. First one to break Josh's encryption gets to not die of old age?
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No dude like... like "counterhack or surrender your lungs.................................. sexily"
[It's not sexy Scanner what the fuck]

 

Uh... Sex.

You did! *Grins* I am a bit ahead of the times.

Why, Wrench. Why would you say these things. Josh's encryption is like industrial strength boner killer. Though, I think I might die of boner if I ever fucking broke it. You can ask Sitara about incorperating hacking.

 

Been there, done that, never again.

 

-She whispers in his ear.-

He's wearing a lot of clothes for one of us.

 

Yes, as I said-....

???

EHHH I don't judge some weirdos like clothes? Crawler did!
[Much shrugging. Crawler was on hell of a vain motherfucking mother hen]

 

I will admit, I haven't had someone threaten my lungs before. This has potential.
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You are fucking not, first of all. SECOND OF ALL, the last time I asked Sitara about something to do with sexy hacking, I got kicked out for like two weeks and had to sleep in my garage.
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o_o

My GARAGE, Marcus.
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Who's what now?
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-She pings him with a message.-

U t-fae m8?

 

Been trapped with people threatening my life and being forced to hack my way out?

No.

Wh-what did you even ask? I mean I know she can be strict but damn son.

 

?_?
[His mask winks the symbols like he's blinking.]

What the hell is t-fae?
o_o
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Seeeeeeee this guy gets it!
[MUCH SNUGGLING]

............ You are a techfae aren't you?

 

-She scrambles back from him like a terrified furless cat.-

 

I mean it's no fun when you can't safeword out obvs-

[He abruptly gets up and follows 79, pulling her into his arms]
YEAH OKAY I'M FILING A DIVORCE AND TAKING THE KID BYE, FILTHY HUMAN SCUM

 

;_;

Where did I go wrong?
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??? Um?

I think this is my fault? They might have thought you were one of them and not a Wrench? I'm sorry dude, you looked like you were having a good time.

*Frown. Sad friend, he did this. His fault.*