shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Wrong and also bad.

 

right and also bofa.

 

Suck deez nuts.

-She moons Muskfinn.-

 

*Not to be outdone, she drops her whole pants.*

 

Valiska laughs. "I understand how you feel but...things are very much better for everyone else, now? I can't regret becoming respectable too much when everyone in the Imperium eats and sleeps indoors and has their medical needs taken care of, and you really have to want to starve on the streets if that's your ambition!"

"Don't you want a nice house with a rose garden?" Valiska cracks up, but then adds, more softly: "A very nice house with a rose garden. And a giant bunker full of laboratories."

 

*puts up censor bars over both of them*

 

God, FINALLY you're getting decent. Take the shirt off too!

 

-79 is entirely naked and sexless.-

 

is that an invwitation??

 

Yes.

 

I'll take the bunker but you can keep the rose garden and the civic duties. What if we just fix the world and THEN I get to keep blowing shit up anyways because it's my PURPOSE.
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Also I'm pretty sure I'd have a stroke if I tried to be a member of society? What is a social how the fuck do people work when they aren't getting skulls cracked, you know? I know. I don't know.
@_@

 

*Hope that censor bar is capable of expanding. What is a 'shame' can she eat it.*

 

*all the censor bars! He doesn't want to see that*

 

-79 throws a rock at her.-

 

*It disappears somewhere into her hair.*

*Yeah, you're not getting that back.*

 

Valiska nods. "I love my roses but blowing shit up is a necessary skill and if you were in my dimension I'd probably hire you to blow things up when they need blowing up, because we've got our shit together but that doesn't mean our neighbours like us making them all look like assholes. I would rather make medicines, but I have one foster daughter, and one brother-in-law, and a whole lot of other kith and kin who adore making shit that will blow shit up."

 

[He leans in and whispers, sexily]
I killed a few people.

Oh my god I am breaking out in hives.
[FOND SMILE]

... I've eaten worse than roses. I did like the apple trees a lot better though.
[Gardens are for food right?]

[Heart Eyes Motherfucker]

[PARENTAL SLASH BROSEPHIAL PRIDE]

 

-Throws more rocks at Muskfinn.-

 

* has more censor bars available over in this cabinet to the plane of void *

* so maybe void doesn't work that way *

* maybe it does *

 

Doesn't that become a job at that point? Eugh. Functional member of society. I think I have hives now.
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I guess going fucking nuts in some other country/world would be something to do but what if the good guys are bad guys? There goes your fucking moral high ground. There goes your ideological base. And now they aren't making Fast and Furious movies anymore!
9_9

It's so goddamn weird if you win. If you win, who's got the boot on your neck?
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