shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Mmmmkay.

-She flops on him, tired.-

 

Spoiler: gif

 

You have three options.
1)kill my rivals in my future elections so I can go unopposed
2)kill some lady that keeps trying to break into my stash
3) destroy a big underground lab that takes up a large portion of the Commonwealth that has been a plague on everyone ever since they were created.

 

1) Nah.
=_=

2) MAYBE, we can discuss that further.
>_>

3) What kind of lab?
?_?

 

is it a drug lab.

 

It's a technology lab that say that they will make humanity better by replacing them with robots. Ask Nick, he'll tell you everything.

 

That sounds incredible????
*_*

 

Yeah, those bastards created me. I was part of a generation of synths that were to act as humans and have their memories. My brother on the other hand created his own memories whil I was stuck with other people's. I could wake up with as a guy named Paul or Gary, or even Nick. I wouldn't know. That place sucked, those maniacal maniacs and their fancy gizmos.

 

That sounds like a 500% improvement, scrub.

 

Ah, yes having our existence and legacy replaced by a machine that mixes the word yes and banana up.

 

I mean where I'm from the human legacy is mostly creating an entire new hybrid species out of an extinct sapient alien species, sucking each other's dicks about it, and then immediately relegating us to being glorified toasters w/o names or legal rights.

So yeah, I'll take the banana-bro.

 

I miss my beautiful son.
;_;

 

*pulls up a chair and starts drinking tea and offers Wrench some* My condolences. Can you please explain what happened?

 

i dont knowv vwhat specific robot youre talking about so im going to take offense to that because i can.

 

*waves*

 

Who?

I, Mara, too, love flowers that have many protrusions! You could say that I am partial to the alraune, the zaccoum, and the skosgra. Gwahahaha!

 

-there is a giant green dick. it is distracting. and somewhat distressing. it is giant. and green. and also a penis. DICKS. we are good boy tori of nothing sexual ever-

I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and the Force is with me.

 

I, Mara, The Evil One, can use force skills too! MAZANDYNE!
[An overwhelming burst of force is unleashed in all directions.]

 

-is blown back and off his feet. though he catches himself with his bullshit force powers. a part of him wonders about this. thinking of how grimly would turn it in some bawdy poem that said far, far too much about tori's many hangups.-

The Evil One, are you? You have about as much subtlety as a Sith Lord.

-his hand goes to the lightsaber. but he does not draw it. not quite yet. But Soon. Potentially-

 

I am the Prince of Evil! If these "sith lords" you speak of are on the side of evil and chaos, then, they have my seal of approval!