shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Steven Universe Star Eyes]
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty holster
And a round barrel in your face
You get shhhhot

 

(irritated, pitching her voice to be heard) can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on here?? i'm flying blind. by which i mean i am but a poor blind girl who needs your help. by which i mean information.

 

I would offer to step on you, but you would stain my boots.

 

(grumble grumble evweryone ELSE gets a COOL transformation thing and vwhat do i get? a metal fucking lusus. mutter mutter)

 

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"Oh! I'm terribly sorry-- ah, it looks like the... t-fae, am I saying that right? and the human with the optic enhancement are bonding, and also there is a larger human woman from Mother Russia here now! I think she fought in the Omnic Crisis?" [He looks over to @Aleksandra Zaryanova for confirmation.]

I am an artist, I try to see something beautiful in everyone! c: Warbuilds have their own charm, and it's not like you can help how you were forged!! Are there omnic-focused medics on your planet? An alt shouldn't strain your frame any more than any other mode, that sounds like something you should get checked out!!! :c

 

Fought would imply the Omnic Crisis is an event of the past. The Omnic Crisis never ended. I still fight it.

The name of our country is Russia. We refer to her as our mother, for she is our motherland.

 

no, i mean, what is... (gestures at everything) ... where are we? am i hallucinating? hah, i finally snapped, that'll show em.

 

Th´frags a mother?

 

You knoooow, it's not the poor Omnics fault that someone built those God Program things that could hijack their bodies.

 

Like, would you be okay if someone managed to hack into every Russianite's brains and hijacked their bodies and made them slaughter a bunch of other innocent people, and everyone called it the Russianite Crisis and afterwards people who were part Russianite got treated badly? That wouldn't be fair, right? The problem isn't the Russianites, they'd be the very first victims, right?

 

Oh!!! I'm terribly sorry, on both counts!! :< Some of the others from your world I've met here have said otherwise, but sometimes time goes weird here? Or maybe the war lingers in some areas? [He shrugs, still looking as sheepish as a 25-foot-tall robot can.]

"Oh!!! I'm sorry!! This is a... er, a dimensional anomaly, I think? One that's easier to access when you're dreaming? You might be hallucinating too, I don't know how to check for that..."

'Mother' is a name for a female progenitor among certain species! 'Motherland' is... sort of like homeland, I think? With maybe implications of being forged instead of built?

They did what???? DDD8

 

That's what I'm gonna call the Cold War now.

 

Believe demonym is "Russian" pl. "Russians."

 

Oh! Thanks, Congessi!

 

The woman from which we come from. Explaining is difficult, it would seem your kind reproduces differently than ours.

It is tragic, yes. It would also be tragic if I were to stand idly while they commit genocide against my people. If an artificial intelligence such as Anubis could take control of their programming once before, it will happen again. You cannot know if an omnic has been subverted. An omnic who is your lover one day may become your killer the next. Humans are much more difficult to reprogram. That is why there is only one Widowmaker, and an endless number of genocidal machines.

 

Huh. I guess sorta makes sense. "Hotspotland" sounds funny though.

 

You knoooooow what would help?
Helping with developing firewalls for omnics. You ass.
[Totally didn't see a couple friends suddenly be unable to absorb nutrients from food and die painfully, because the masters didn't want to pay for better security systems, nope.]

 

i.. sure, okay. this is too fucking bizarre to be a weird experiment, yeah?

 

Yeah, we come outta th´gruod, Or we´re made inna lab, either way.
-Zarya sees a vary large mech covered in rust and crystal growth, wth at least six mismatched arms under his massive shoulders and a worrying selection of claws, fangs and weapons. For all that, he seems content to simply sit and talk.-