shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*throws a nuke into the stuffed crab pile*

 

first name little, second name bastard. accurate both literally and metaphorically.

 

What the fuck, dude?!

 

- the nuke lands gently on the soft crabs -

 

Okay.

Sorry, little me, but his name's Little Bastard now.

 

Little Bastard?

But that's a mean name!

 

*He can't help it. He makes a small distressed goat noise.*

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

Yeah, but I did a mean thing to Cronus and I have to make it up to him.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

By being mean to the baby?

 

to be honest i was not expecting you to actually follow through with that.

 

- the crab pile grows, the nearest folks are ankle and whathaveyou deep. The tune carries on -

 

*sighs* If that's what he wants.

 

You weren't?

... so, what would you name him if you were being serious, if you expected I'd actually use the name for him?

 

i wouldnt, because i dont want anything to do with it.

 

Oh. Right. I should've guessed that.

 

So, I can name him, then?

 

go for it.

 

*He's here. Ready to start some shit.*

 

*It's here to chaperone the shitstarter.*

 

*Squinty squint.*

[vwhatre you looking at.]