shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

That may prove difficult. It weighs a few hundred kilograms.

It does not sway her that I am the symbol of Russia. I am the most independent woman in the world, but my strength is not still not enough to overcome her motherly ways.

Yes, yes, and no. I do not have access to Volskaya Industries secrets.

 

welcome to being a nice, attractive bachelor of fluid sexuality whos unfairly downtrodden by the powers that bang.

 

I-- yes!! Of course!! C: I'm just, ah, I have something of a-- I'm not quite comfortable around law enforcement?

"...thank you, ma'am." [His wings flick back a little; it seems so silly to get worked up over someone doing her job, and yet...]

Thank you!!!! I try!! C: The inlay's Coil's work-- I think he's still working out of Oskille V?-- but I do my paints myself!!!

 

-Lacuna climbs Whisper to snuggle.-

 

[Whisper barely even blinks, just hugs Lacuna when it looks like she's done climbing.] Hello! c:

 

None can. Save perhaps my father. They've not spoken in years, though. So that is probably not the best example.

I apologize for having come off a bit strong. It is a matter I am still working on.

-that man is dead. those men are dead because they weren't part of The Plan. because Justice needed to be served. THEY ARE DEAD BECAUSE WE FAILED.-

 

I'll protect you, don't worry.

 

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That sucks! You should see a cybertronian doctor, Triage could probably do something to keep you in good shape at least! Or a mechanic! I'm a mechanic.

 

Aww, shame.

S´ok, I won´t let lil bit do anythin to ya.

 

We go drinking together, don't we?
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I mean, I guess there's the theater showing of Cyberdriver. We could do opening night? And there's that one bar I wanna try, you know the one? Not the hipster one, the other one.
^_^

FUCK that sucks. I really wanna see how this baby works on the inside. And I feel like if I tried to open it up, it'd kill me.
>_<

It SUCKS and I HATE IT.
;_;

It looks great! I'm not the one that does most of the painting, that's Sitara, but, y'know, I dabble. I stick my hand in. I do it on OCCASION.
*_*
^_^

 

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Well, duh we do but that is actually the exact thing I was trying to lead to. You wanna do opening night at a normal theater or do you want to go to that fancy one that has food and shit?

Also, I know the bar. Hell yes, let's do it. Let's just hope they're not assholes about the mask.

 

I guess... but aren't those humans? I'm sure they're great, but humans have different physical needs. And if you were built to break down quickly, that just makes proper healthcare more important.

I like your bird!

 

Ohhhhhh the fancy one has alcohol. Fuck, do you think the fancy one cards? I hate getting carded, no one ever lets me use my fake ID.
/_\

Let's do the fancy one and then the bar. And if both of them card me you can just buy all the drinks and we'll hack the powergrid to shut them down and fuck 'em over for being ASSHOLES about some goddamn DRINKS.
>_<

 

Why would they be assholes about the masks? Are full-face masks not normal for humans? It's about... 40-60 for us. 30-70? It's in fashion. Some people don't even have lippy mouths!

-She vogues and purses her lips.-

 

*Snorts* Sure! I'm pretty sure at least with the fancy theater they rarely actually card...

Nope, it's not common. It means that people don't always trust Wrench about who he is.

 

It was p fucking gnarly, yeah.

Hasn't ever stopped fuckers from loudly spouting their opinion on shit when no one's asked, ain't gonna stop me.

 

That's duuuumb.

 

The mask, while stylish and effective, is too AHEAD OF THE TIMES for most people. And they get all bitchy about it because MUH FACIAL RECOGNITION and HOW DO I KNOW THIS ISN'T A FAKE and it's like no shit it's a fake the whole point is to avoid facial recognition? Get with the fucking program, FUCK.
9_9

If I wear a fancy suit maybe they'll be less likely to card me. You're a hipster piece of shit, where do you buy YOUR suits?
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