shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

what's a marijuana.

 

what kind of eating alive.

 

Jesus fucking christ, even when we were all on the Good Kush she was being responsible and shit. I'm over here without fucking pants and she's like 'oh no we have to make sure Josh is fine' fuck OFF Josh is GREAT dude's growing shrooms now so clearly he enjoyed it. Just CHILL for THREE SECONDS.
>_<

[Mean snickering.]

The not sexy kind where she does the unsexy librarian mom thing and holds your ear and everything.
;_;

 

-shoulder bumps- Don´t make fun of me!

 

anythings sexy if you have a boner while it happens.

 

How old are you?

Dude, and he's good at it. *Fingerguns* Gives me free samples.

Lots of fussing. It's not fun.

 

That would be impressive

 

"Sounds like I shouldn't do a marijuana, then!"

 

!_!
[He falls the fuck over.]

Yeah but yours can't be chopped off while she's shouting at you, so it's less of a risk.
>_>

I'm pretty sure I killed my pitutary gland or something the last time I did them? I dunno man, I just don't do the laced shit good enough I guess. Like FUCK my head was messed up. Sitara and Ratio had to drag me for like ten feet before I remembered how to walk.
@_@

I'll stick to the regular shit.
=_=

Everyone should do a marijauna at least once. Otherwise you're a huge bitch and you don't get to play with the big kids.
^_^

 

"Already used to being called a huge bitch, thanks!" She looks away, blinking, for a moment.

 

*Shrug* It's a drug that calms you down. Like alcohol but smoking. It's chill, not bad for you, but I wouldn't say kids should be going and doing it?

Weaaaak.

Wrench. *Disapproving look*

 

LAME.
@_@

 

everyone do the marijuna

 

LAME!
@_@
>_<
=_=

 

"Like my sleep shots?" she asks. "And I'm no kid! I'm NINETEEN dammit!"

 

uh, i dont know what youre talking about, because an eight inch pecker is very easy to lop off.

 

*Pats him on the back*

I know, you just wanted to blaze all the things man. Literally and figuratively...

 

Oh, well shit. I was like seventeen when I first smoked so... *Shrugs* It's more like uh-- Like alcohol I guess? But not at all really? I'm sure someone you know has some. Shit's everywhere.

 

That's like a BABY. An infant who's never done weed before. A SMALL CHILD, TOO SWEET, TOO PURE.
#_#
^_^

Just try not to have a boner around her while she's angry, alright? It's not a fun time for anyone, least of all you.
=_=

It's just so hard. It's so hard and no one understands.
;_;

 

Oops! -noses at- Sorry. -tries to transform, gets tangles in cape-