shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

...actually, she's one of my closest friends...

 

yeah i cant do the second thing very easily.

 

its ok, you dont have to throw yourself under the bus for some random social justice warrior.

 

Nah, you just gotta find where the stoners usually hang and head out that way. The bay's a good spot for it out here - stoners fucking LOVE water.
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Colleges are good for it to. My dealer's up at the art campus, because art students are all starving and in need of the cash anyhow.

Fuck it! Fuck it all! Burn it to the FUCKING ground!
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[He's upright again and now punching Marcus in the arm. Why is his affection so violent.]

Gross. Military personnel should TOTALLY do drugs, maybe it'll make 'em chill long enough to stop killing fucking innocent noncombatants.
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9_9

 

*Why is his life*

Yeah! *interrupts the next punch with a high five?? Into the fist?? Aggressive fist five??*

 

"I have never killed innocents," Hana says, suddenly serious. "We take great care."

 

...what do you mean?..she's really one of my friends...she's also sorta right in this case...i don't think the guy with the cool mask was right to punch you...but i don't think what you said was okay either...

 

[He leans on him instead, slinging an arm around his shoulders.]

We should go fuck something up. Let's just... let's just fucking tag the entire goddamn MOMA on our way to the bar.
@_@
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I know how to get on top of that building... I know how to get on top of every building in this city. Let's do it.

Remember when I did the golden gate? *Sighs wistfully and slings his arm around Wrench's waist* That was awesome.

 

YOU haven't. Can you say the same for everyone?
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Punching is how I show affection. You gotta learn my love language.
o_o
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"Some"? Ooh, does this mean I've upgraded from my asshole status

 

Yes. HELL yes. HELL FUCKING YES.
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Sitara was so goddamn jealous, M. She fucking LOST IT in the hackerspace, just went fucking nuts over how you managed that. I bet she's STILL jealous.
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How do your optics do that, that´s cool! Can you change it or does it just happen like a facial expression?

 

I've got a neural implant.
o_o

Technically it's a combination of interpreting neural signals and facial expression - the interior has a secondary micro camera that analyzes my eye movements - but mostly it's the neural implant. I can signal anything I want with it, because I'm a fucking genius?
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Yes. The talent of the next generation will be promising. I eagerly await to see it.

Vodka is surely one of my country's greatest achievements. It takes a very strong beverage to overcome my incredible tolerance.

We do not fight the innocent. We fight terrorists and killer robots. I fight for the people of my country. I refuse to let them come to harm from our enemies, let alone by my own hand.

 

You. Me. A bunch of alcohol of various types. Some weed. and the Bridge.

 

how come im the solitary half gay guy and im NOT offended?

 

Yeah except when everyone's a terrorist it's really easy to kill civvies just because you can.
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FUCK yeah. I'm gonna tag my name all over the fucking thing. You think that'll get me more dates?
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Maybe I should leave my number too.
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Is this where your perfect 50/50 threesome plan comes into play? To maintain that perfect ratio of gay to straight?
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Who determines who is your enemy? How do you assure yourself that you aren't being simply used as a weapon by your country to push their own agenda? Shit happens every day, the rich and the secret societies control the world. Doesn't matter what world you're from, you're stepping on little people. The way you put it makes it seem like you wouldn't care if someone from another country accidentally got caught in the crossfire, but I'm assuming that you would never let a foreigner die to save a countryman.