shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Politics! Politics! Politics!
^_^

 

"Everything is politics. Including people trying to stop you talking politics."

 

(uncharacteristically quietly, compared to her previous yelling)

but what do you do if you can't do anything to fight back?

 

you can alvways do something to fight back!

 

sure, i'll pop the doc in the face and that'll help for about five seconds before they tranq me and cut me up to put me in cold storage. any better fucking ideas?

 

go for the dick.

 

she ain't got one, also, that does zip for the guards problem.

 

Make a bomb out of your own body fluids.

 

its not my fault youre not creativwe!!

 

watched too closely, even if i knew how the hell that worked. can you bring shit back from here?

 

I have no idea, my blind friend. It's worth a shot at least.
#_#

 

ivwe been on death rowv and lost the same fingers three times consecutivwely, and somehowv *i* managed to get my vway out of it, so stop vwhining!

 

I'm pretty sure your stench also counts as a sentient being though, so you had help.
o_o
._.

 

fuck off, bitch, i'd rather be on death row than a science experiment!

.. and i don't grow bits back, i'm not that much of a freak. oh hell now i'm thinking about that. thanks a lot.

 

zz;D

i dont either! first time they vwere real, second tvwo times they vwerent.

 

fuuuuuuuck i mean congrats you cheered me up now i'm grateful i have a finite supply of body parts. don't say it too loud, i don't want her getting any ideas.

 

Sometimes the best way to fight back is to stay compliant until they put their guard down enough for you to do something to fuck them up. Don't do it the first dozen times or so they purposefully leave an opening to test you. You gotta build that trust. And then. Kill them.

 

offer people quickies and then bite dowvn. hard!

 

thanks, that's.. actually helpful.

UNLIKE THIS

 

I would argue that I´m bored of politics, but you lot are for the most part so entertainingly inept at them.