shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

,_,

 

Alright, who showed him a horror film? Or mentioned one? Or farted and it sounded like a ghost?

 

...
sure sure sure yeah i getcha. right. can i - can i ask you for your professional opinion, doc? can i - (She stands up.) am i facing you? haha, i can't tell.

Spoiler: slight body horror

(Reed puts one of her hands up to her face, and when she looks up in Angela's general direction she's popped out one of her shitty prosthetic eyes and is spreading her empty eye socket open with her fingers.)

(She smiles, very angrily, and theatrically bows, using her other hand to hold out her blue hospital gown.)

can you give me anything for my trust in doctors, ma'am? i think it might be broken.

 

[Looks at @Mister Simon Schuyler and @Scanner. Self-cest joke?]

 

Oh FUCK YOU that was one FUCKING TIME and even Josh thought it sounded like a voice!
>_<

 

[INTENSE DISAPPROVAL THIS IS NOT OUR KINK DON'T YOU FRAGGING DARE]

 

You are much more level headed than I

 

*His gentle and comforting smile seems to say go for it. Join the club.*

 

"Would you feel better if you hit me, Clover?"

 

If you would prefer to upset yourself, I cannot stop you. I am simply pointing out that this is a fight you cannot win. At least not in this fashion. As for what fashion you can? I've no idea.

Me, unfortunately. I'm dead by all official accounts, you see. Not actually dead, but the papers say otherwise. Personal reasons.

 

-cautiously hopes this will go positively-

 

YOU CHANTED THINGS AT ME. I am NOT making that up! Chanting happened!
;_;

 

-suppresses a SIGH- You´re to be doing just fine Captain. If you aren´t, I promise you will know. And please drop the title, I´ve been milord all cycle.
-What the hell is he supposed to do with inexplicably apologetic minibots? He makes a cube appear and holds it out-

 

That is what we are calling clinically depressed now? Fascinating.

 

[NOPE]

 

I would feel better if you apologized for making a joke about torture.

-She's calming down slightly, though.-

 

*snickers like the adult he is* Man I shouldn't joke, Ray's are bad

Oh that's understandable, ma'am!

 

All signs point to yes?
?_?

 

-CONTINUES TO BE CAUTIOUSLY HOPEFUL-

 

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Thanks Mi-.... Aircommander?
[She takes the cube and knocks the whole thing back in one go. FRAGGIT]