shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-amicably- Fuck you, voice of reason. I am immune to your evil logic powers!

Nah man that's lame. Look, this is what K's got. -pokes around on her pretty-much-a-smartphone for a minute, shows him a gif: A blue-haired girl on her stomach typing away at a laptop on the floor, her skin lighting up in alternating purple, green, and white glowing patterns. Each color is different- She's like a walking glowstick!

Waitwaitwaaaaiiit. You all have neural implants?

 

Well, that WOULD be an interesting change of pace...
^_~

UGH I changed my mind hackable brains are the worst idea ever. If it's not Blume using your eyeballs to spy on people, it's Nudle yoinking your brain for search result answers.
@_@

I can get behind this sort of goddamn nonsense. Stick LEDs under my skin, who fucking cares, BE THE WALKING GAY BAR you were always MEANT TO BE.
*_*
^_^

 

I mean, I'm a hacker so your lack of security is my playground. *Winks*

You know we haven't ever tried doing something like that... *points* I like this.

See.

 

I hate it when you're right about being responsible. It SUCKS.
>_<

 

What's a health insurance and can you eat it?

Yeah, kinda necessary to keep tabs on our organs and also yknow... doing our job as passive network nodes with sruveillance shit and stuff.

 

-high five!- It took forever to get done though. Getting my leg was bad enough. -she does, in fact, have a leg tattoo: a snakey dragon thing that curls up the length of her left leg. It matches the infinity-ouroboros wrapped around her right arm-

Hack-off at the center of the mind! >:D

That is fuckin cool. Also sounds kind of shitty, since you mentioned masters and fuck masters with something suitably unpleasant.

 

Heh... Sucks.

Uh, health insurance is basically a service you pay for to lower the cost of medical things. Where I'm from, medical care is stupidly overpriced and you have to buy this insurance to even be able to afford it. The insurance itself is a scam, in my opinion since I think healthcare should be free and shit, but Blume and Haum are using cameras and stuff to report things to health insurance companies that don't even matter half the time to make the insurance cost more (or get the person kicked off). Shit like 'ate two candy-bars this week, is probably pre-diabetic'.

I am not sure I want to see someone's internal thoughts.

 

It's a SCAM is what it is. A fucking moneylaundering SCAM designed to fuck over anyone who needs to see a doctor EVER.
=_=

It's like the OPPOSITE of something to eat. It yoinks the food right out from under you and leaves you to starve.

The trick is getting it done in like three inch sections over the course of like an hour. Then you can do all the fun shit AND have your cool ink too!
^_^

 

A cactus? A soldering iron? A cactus made of soldering irons?

 

SET IT ON FIRE AND WE'RE TALKING
*_*

 

[He stares at them blankly]
What's a doctor? What's medical help?
[Don'tstartlaughingdon'tstartlaughing...]

;D

 

I bet mine are made out of glitter! Edible glitter!

An hour is forever though!

-flops down on her stomach in front of Scanner, chinhandsing- I think I love you.

Nope, it's official, I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS SHITTY DREAM BAR.

 

Uh, like a repair person for humans. Humans get problems like machines do, but ours are biological? So like, I broke my arm falling off a building once.
*points to his upper arm*
I had to go to a hospital, which is a place where emergency doctors work, so they could repair it. There are other things like some humans have problems digesting their fuel or storing it properly? So they have to have long standing medical care, which is like I guess when a computer can't regulate its heat so you have to add extra fans. Humans are more complicated since we're just flesh bags of chemistry though.

That's cute.

DUDE speaking of edible glitter there's this thing called a bath bomb and they use edible glitter in them so that they don't hurt the environment, right? Holy shit. It's awesome. Sitara showed it to me.

 

Then I hope you can deal with the fact taht I have children adn at least one husband.

IT'S PRETTY GODDAMN GREAT.

 

A demon.
o_o

Doctors are the devil and medical help is just admitting you're WEAK and WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER.
o_O
._.

It less forever than TEN HOURS though and TEN HOURS is fucking obscene amounts of time to be sitting still and letting someone stab you for the aesthetic.
@_@

IT'S THE BEST FUCKING DREAM BAR. Except when it isn't. And even then we make it work!
^_^

 

[Thispreciousidiotjusthastomakeithardforhimohno-...]
What do you mean you can't just get shit replaced? I don't understand?

Wow what a fucking turn-off, getting called cute in bed is the wooooooorst.

 

Dude. Dudedudedude, my dude. Have you just been introduced to the magic of bath bombs? This Sitara better hook you the fuck up because they are fuckin amazin.

Shits given about that: none. I love you. And you -points at Wrench- and you my dude -points at Marcus-

TEN HOURS is a fucking eternity I will die of age by then!

 

We can, but it's not as good in my world. Like if our heart fails we can get parts replaced but not the whole thing? Unless someone donates their own heart. Some people have replacement limbs but not all of them are that great. Being human kinda sucks in that way, bodies are really sensitive. Some people even react to certain materials! I know there are people who can't deal with latex so any replacement bits, or things for surgery, that use latex can't be used for them.

I do wish I was a computer or robot or something, hella fucking easier to fix than a squishy body. When I broke my arm I was out for like six weeks, so that the set bone could heal.

You think I'm weak? *Fake sad face*

She has they're awesome.

 

So one time when K was still at that fancy university we broke in and dumped a fuckton of bath bombs into the huge fountain with the angel statue. Glitter for days. The angel was so glam. I painted her eyeshadow on myself. :D

 

-pads in loafs up-

Ten hours? Th´frag sorta mod you doin´that take ten hours!